-Being struck inexplicably nude. -Leading a song and dance number with the Almighty to the tune of The Jackson Five's "ABC". -Randomly channeling the personality of a someone who spoke in exclusively one-word sentences. Loudly. -Randomly channeling a chatterbox so perky and hyper that, were I mortal, I would kill myself to prevent it from happening again.
Things that I retained through all this:
-The common sense not to tell the world when these particular afflictions descended upon me.