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Tweak says, "An abomination unto Nuggan!"

Peace out, bitches. (drsnarkfest) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-01-20 15:43:00

Entry tags:

god, greg house, harry dresden (mw), jack dent, karen davis, plotty mcplot, raymond wood

Well. At least it was fun while it lasted.

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	seeingfaces 2008-01-20 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	So . .you're normal again? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	As normal as ever. Still on vacation- sucks to be you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seeingfaces 2008-01-20 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch. Moody. Going to Tahiti with the Spencer twins, sucks to be you, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Falling asleep with two legs and waking up with one is even less fun the second time. Imagine that. Huh. I could use some fun and sun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

seeingfaces
2008-01-20 09:24 pm UTC (link)

Oh, poor thing. Because falling asleep with both and waking up with none wouldn't suck worse.

Since w're playing the 'imagine this' game, I want you to picture having the shit kicked out of your cervix, or in your case I guess your nuts, by a human you're feeding and keeping warm in your body. Now add on it sitting on your bladder making you have to pee 60% of the time, making your feet and back ache and you get sick at some of your favoreite food that you really have a taste for.

You should bug him about it, if you catch him the right way you can get him to pay.

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	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not playing the pity-party game with you. And no, I'm not interested in going with you people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seeingfaces 2008-01-20 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Then suck it up, House. You're not the only one in a shitty position. Us people? AKA people who give a damn about you? That was harsh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I see your hormones are back in full swing. Quaint. I'd rather go with my family. That was all I meant. Christ, woman, go find a bag of Oreos or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seeingfaces 2008-01-20 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Just. .shut up. So stop rathering and do it. You need the break more than I do and I need it pretty damn badly. And I can't eat chocolate, it has caffeine in it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	I would take the risk, for the benefit of mankind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seeingfaces 2008-01-20 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	You can be such a dick. I'd rather not put on anymore weight than I need to, thanks. I'd like to keep my back end the way it's been, untouched. Caffeine makes you gain water like nuts. I've seen many a once pretty women ruined thanks to caffeine and pregnancy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	You can be such a bitch. And yet, here we are. Whatever. If you're so pissed at my mood, try leaving me the hell alone. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	charmingmenace 2008-01-20 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	It was fun. And can still be fun. Just...different fun. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-20 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes, you seemed to be having a hoot when you blew up your baby strat and drank your cares away. What fun times! Well, at least you're alive, I suppose. I do love looking at the bright side of things, dear. Annoys the piss out of loads of people. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	After that, Jack. 'Woke up Friday as God, of all things. Spent the past two days running and reading people's minds. Alive, and back to my lazy lifestyle. How thrilling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jumpinjackdent
2008-01-20 09:49 pm UTC (link)

I do hope you had sex during that time. Not only because I promote sex between consenting adults, especially when they both look like you, which we all know I have a mad sexual attraction to so I feed of mental images of it, but because 'Oh God' sounds ten times better, I assume, when you are God.

Thrilling to the point of being moody! Wonderful, the best kind of thrill, that. It could be worse, to be even more annoying with my blind optimism, but I'll throw in 'You could be blind, deaf and dumb, and not play a mean pinball'.

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	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	To the best of my recollection, you had a chance to try it firsthand and refused. Your loss, really. Oh, however could I be moody at you, Mr. Dent? Your particular brand of wit and moronic optimism are just such blaring turn ons, I have to shove you away, lest my heart leap onto my sleeve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-20 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	You know how much of a romantic I am, and imagine that, I don't think cheating on the one I love with anyone (even if he looks exactly like him) is romantic. Asking first, however... And your willy burst out of your pants? I know! But we must control ourselves, darling, for a love like ours would probably consume the Earth within moments of our embrace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	"Asking first, however..." To think, maybe that's all this world really needs. 'All you need is love,' right? Love, and another drink, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jumpinjackdent
2008-01-20 10:25 pm UTC (link)

I'll get on that. How does one open that conversation, though? 'Jules, darling, you know how I think you are gorgeous...'

Our love to be open and out there? Well, dearest Greg, I do suppose The Beatles might have been talking about us, then. Years ahead of time, but then, I always thought Paul might be a bit of a psychic. Or was that psycho...Hm.

Good news, darling, I've my clothes back, by the by! So perhaps we might have a non-nude drink sometime soon? I do enjoy throwing wit about in person, after all. Saves me from typing.

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	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Get him drunk. It worked for Ray. I believe psycho is closer to the mark. They just don't grow hash like they used to. I'm afraid I've lost the ability to mix a martini with my brain, but I'm never one to turn down a drink. Let me know if your keeper approves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jumpinjackdent
2008-01-20 10:41 pm UTC (link)

How lovely, but I don't exactly roll like that, Greg. I think I'll sit him down, or rather I'll hop in his lap for a spin in the chair and see what he thinks. Crazy, I know.

They certainly don't.. Who does one write to about that? 'Dear sir/madam, hash isn't grown like it's used to. Please fix. Love, Jack'.

That creeped me out, anyway, so we're good! Manual shaking of a martini is kind of sexy, anyway. And I'll clean my cage and eat my feed like a good pet and I'm sure my keeper will let me out to play! Maybe he'll even come along, if you'd fancy meeting him actually? All this talk of him, after all.

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	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever works, Jack. I considered starting my own garden, until the girls showed up. Well, what do you want me to call him? And that's fine. the more people to bring me booze, the better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-20 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	You can still start one, can't you? A secret garden, but less magical than the children's story. Jules works wonderfully, I think. Or my live-in. My Lover. My Boyfriend. My Best friend. Oh, cutesy things like that! And grand, I'll ask him and we'll see, hm? By the by, how are the daughters? Still aged? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-20 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	I could. It would be very Weeds. All I'd need is the bakery storefront and the minivan. Live-in makes you sound like an invalid, and I haven't called anyone anyone's boyfriend since high school. Still aged. Out... enjoying themselves. I lost track of them after I lost the Godly powers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-20 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'd watch that series on HBO anyday. I think you'd make a charming pusher. I am mentally deranged, you've pointed it out yourself. And boyfriend is perfectly respectable in most circles, you know. Go with lover, then. Lord, you are picky. Well, and how does that make you feel? The aged bit. Do you miss them being little? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-21 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Charming. Funny, I don't hear that one often. Considering I get sued on a near-monthly basis, I've started to at least consider the things coming out of my mouth. I don't know, Mr. Rogers. I guess I feel sad sometimes. But it's not like I can turn them back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-21 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Do you often talk with ridiculous, borderline histrionic characters, though? (Histrionic, he says? Would explain a lot! But no, I'm just flamboyant) Good for you, darling, I'm proud you are growing. I always wondered why he changed his shoes when he came in. What sort of sicko wears tennis shoes around the house? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wizard_dresden 2008-01-21 01:45 am UTC (link)
	You had fun? I might have to turn you in. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-21 03:02 am UTC (link)
	It's not illegal; at least, not most of the ways I was doing it then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-01-21 03:09 am UTC (link)
	No, I think there was a memo that fun is no longer allowed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-21 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Rule #7: Any memo I miss out on reading firsthand, no longer applies to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-01-21 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Ooh. I like your rulebook. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-21 03:22 am UTC (link)
	So do I. I'm not entirely inclined to share the rest. The ritual sacrifices make most people cringe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-01-21 03:22 am UTC (link)
	raises hand Professional wizard. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt AND the coffee mug. Please. You're going to scare me with ritual sacrifices? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-21 03:50 am UTC (link)
	It was worth a shot. Get your own rulebook. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-01-21 03:52 am UTC (link)
	You really are a party pooper, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-21 03:53 am UTC (link)
	You just said yourself, you're not allowed to have fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wizard_dresden 2008-01-21 03:54 am UTC (link)
	You're the one with the rule book that says otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quirkyhumor 2008-01-21 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Speak for yourself. Being you combined with having no powers and having the first menstrual cycle ever? NOT FUN. But- I do miss talking. So much. And I've missed you. Do you believe me now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-22 12:00 am UTC (link)
	PMS is a bitch, or so I've heard. No, I don't want to find you. Sure. You're God. Congratufuckinglations. (Reply to this) (Parent)