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[Dec. 1st, 2008|03:55 am]
1stbornextreme
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Hey God, here's a question.

Supposing the whole theory about infinite realities is true (as is readily being proven by people jumping in and out of this place from different, similar realities), There's a reality wherein you created all of everything in seven days, six thousand years ago. But there's also a reality wherein you never existed, and the whole of reality (including all the other infinite ones) was created by Big Bang.

Those two realities cancel each other out by logic alone, thereby rendering themselves and any and all other possibilities null and void.

But the real question here is,
Could you come to my wedding in January?
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[No, Mr. J and various evil friends, you cannot read this.] [Oct. 13th, 2008|11:48 am]

girlwonder
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There is a God and He loves me. I'm so excited for this, I can't even put it into words. I may throw a party for the first episode.

Cass )
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[Oct. 9th, 2008|10:45 am]
blackestblack
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I came up with a new rhyme for decapitation! "Decapitation Emancipation" is going to be a brutal song when I finish it.

HEY WHO WANTS TO GO DRINK TO CELEBRATE
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[Sep. 27th, 2008|12:35 am]

quirkyhumor
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Ahh, that's better. A month of skeeball and porn really gives a deity a fresh look at things, you know?

So who missed me? And who can I smite? I had some reeeeeally long naps for awhile there.
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[Sep. 2nd, 2008|08:45 pm]
codenamecodex
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Oh wow! I have magic. Like, for real. I just ignited my bed in holy fire. By magic! ..Which is kind of a problem because I don't have any spells to put it out. Holy fire is only supposed to last ten seconds and go out on it's own, but it really isn't. I can't believe I have magic for real!

Um. Help?
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|02:24 am]
sleepylilbadass
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I TOTALLY WOKE UP LAST NIGHT BY CHOKING ON A CIGAR!

THAT IS SUPER GROSS!

IT TASTED LIKE BUTT!

WHY DID SOMEONE PUT A BUTT CIGAR IN MY MOUTH?

IT WAS GROSS!

EW!
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[Aug. 7th, 2008|03:33 pm]

live_alie
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God and Satan )
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[Aug. 6th, 2008|01:41 am]

wheniamqueen
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(Due to a series of five heart attacks that occurred at the same time, within the same ten-block radius in London, those ten blocks and the ten surrounding that have been quarantined as a simple precaution due to the fact the symptoms are exactly the same.

There is no word as to the source of the heart failure, though medical examiners and disease control all decided that it would be smartest to err on the side of caution, especially due to the serial killings happening in the same area - and the "unrelated deaths" that went along with them.)



Goodness. Quite a fuss.
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|11:04 pm]
automaticappeal
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This place again?

Fucking hell.
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[Aug. 4th, 2008|02:55 am]
twinveritas
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Fucking glad we're in Boston's all I've got to say.

God )
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|07:42 pm]
outgrewthenest
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Bad dream last night.
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|03:25 pm]
bloody_carrie
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Wha...how..how'd I get here?

Momma tried to kill me, I tried to get away, then the blue tornado came and..I woke up in a hospital?

If God did this...why now? If she told me I was a possessed and  a witch.
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[Jul. 29th, 2008|01:06 am]
notunlucky
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Name sake's back again.

Right so I'm done with all of that. I thought I could handle being that sick, but I can't. It wasn't fair to anyone having to put up with me or try to care for me when I was in that state. It's awful. My mother must have been in so much pain. I'm done.

God )
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|12:22 am]

justafriend
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Wow. I was really unpleasant this week. Interesting to see things through different eyes, though.

If I was rude to you, I'm very sorry! I'll make it up to you with waffles or maybe some cupcakes if you'll let me.
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[May. 28th, 2008|08:52 am]

spared_to_sea
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It has occurred to me, while here, I should look for some kind of employment.

Is anyone employing? And, what sort of jobs would be interesting to look at?
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[May. 26th, 2008|12:14 am]
boots_of_lead
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And for your viewing pleasure, Anthony Edward Stark, Jr.

Thank God everything is back to normal.
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[May. 2nd, 2008|12:48 am]
rockandfeather
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(C)
I say... do you know what we've never seen before?

(P)
An elephant fly.

(C)
But aside from that, we've never seen weather in the Void.

(P)
A tornado. And this other jackass on the keyboard is a jackass.

(C)
Ever pleasant, brother. So... does anyone want to volunteer insight as to where we've landed? Other than... yes we know... an England?
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[May. 1st, 2008|06:48 am]
twinveritas
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As much as I enjoy the comforts of my new home and cats and a steady income and all that, I really, really can't let one thing go.

Our new priest's rather a fucking idiot. Really, you'd think the old man would know what the hell he's talking about if he's been a part of the fucking church for thirty-five years. I'd rather not switch where we go - We've been going to the same damn church since we were nineteen, Murphy and I have. I was rather happy to see that it still exists in this world. But lord, this guy's a regular fucking cunt.
Hell with it, I might just wind up giving Wolfwood's church a try, even if he's not Catholic. Might be more amusing, in any case. Especially if he's giving the sermons. That and Brooklyn's not so bad. Reminds me of home without the rotting fish smell.

Murph )


Dean )


God )
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|07:12 pm]
ddyslilbulldyke
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Ohhhhh hell no. I did NOT just get sucked up by some stupid dildoes tornado and get dropped into London. That just doesn't happen when I'm on my first European tour.  So somebody had BETTER put me BACK into that vortex and get me back on stage before I start kicking asses and taking names.
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[Apr. 24th, 2008|03:31 am]

doubleup
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Sam. )

In other news:

NEXT WEEK - GUITAR HERO PARTY AT CHEZ WINCHESTER

How the hell did I only just now discover this game?
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[Apr. 20th, 2008|12:49 pm]
ontop
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[Current Mood |accomplished]

I don't know what this Bible thing is about. I need to read it when I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass and waste my time on however many pages. It's some long winded shit. I don't think I'm going to like it. The way those kids were talking about God being all knowing and good and all that bullshit. And Jesus. I don't know who that is, but he loves little children and that sounds wrong to me. I've loved many a person, but never a little child. No one seemed upset by it, either. Like loving children is okay. This place is strange.

Maybe it's just me, I don't know.

So I asked these kids who it was that taught them all this shit. And they said it was me. I replaced some God-lover. A God-lover with ugly clothes, at that. You should look at some of the shit in this closet. But anyway. They said I was a Sunday school teacher. Which, thanks to the internet, I now know means someone who teaches about religion. Which means teaching about God. Teaching happy lies about God being sweet and merciful and loving. Fucking figures, right?

So when little Timmy asked me what God was like, I told him the honest answer. Poor boy's been lied to all his life, he deserves to know the truth, right? God's an asshole who will happily create you, fuck around with you, and then toss you aside when He gets bored. I told them my story. None of them knew about it. Some of the kids didn't like that so much. Their parents liked it even less.

So I'm out a job.

Oops.
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[Apr. 17th, 2008|05:06 pm]
theoriginalchic
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God? A word please?
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[Apr. 17th, 2008|05:38 pm]
ontop
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This is new.

First, I'm purged from the garden for not bending to that idiot's every whim. Then three angels come after me for being a bad, bad girl. I thought things were settled. Nod was decent. It wasn't Eden, but then I wasn't forced to listen to complaining all the time. Or boring sermons from the Almighty. That shit gets tired. I was okay in Nod. I had some fun there. Then I wake up here. Figures.

What is this place? Another weak attempt at punishment? Bring it on, God. I can take it. I'm still not not apologizing or going back to that place.
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|06:38 pm]
twinveritas
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God )

Our cats are well again - well, they're healing, that's good enough news. They didn't catch rabies from that fucking raccoon.

Work's still slow, but it's a good kind of slow. Anyone feel like going out and celebrating over a drink?
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:23 pm]

longbowliberal
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Wonder how Quebec deals with superfolk.

Guess I'll find out.

Quand j'irai au Québec, j'espère que les Québecois serai plus sage que les Américains; je n'apporterai pas toutes mes flèches.
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|12:20 am]

doubleup
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NOTICE:
I do not love a certain Ms. Bela Talbot. The things that I love are as follows:

1) My dog.
2) My car.
3) Beer.
4) Tits. (These include all breasts on women, paid for or God-given, and thereby include Ms. Talbot's, but not because she's special.)
5) My brother. (Mostly because I'm supposed to, something about family and crap.)
6) Taquitos.
7) Those squishy ball things that are supposed to relieve stress.
8) Whipped cream. (See also number 4; if number 4 has whipped cream, then can move up past number 1.)

THIS IS IT. IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE LIST, YOU ARE NOT LOVED. PERIOD.
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[Mar. 31st, 2008|09:21 am]
twinveritas
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... Let's hope this works.

God )
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[Mar. 29th, 2008|01:40 pm]
psychyouout
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Gus! GUS!

This is so far beyond not cool. Yes, I get you're pissed at me about the whole Gooey Girl Only Dates Models and I Kinda Told Her You Weren't Really One thing but c'mon! Ditching me in the middle of nowhere in my sleep? NOT AWESOME. I'm so gonna get you back for this one. Consider it "on" my friend.
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[Mar. 29th, 2008|11:01 am]
gunslingrpriest
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[Current Mood |chipper]

Ever since I died, things have been getting better and better.

I should have done that years ago.
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|05:55 pm]
snarkyhousecall
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This is what happens when you download too much porn. You end up in another dimension where Cuddy owns her own hospital? This is God laughing at me right? Note to self: Midget porn = another dimension.
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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|10:29 pm]

longbowliberal
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What're the Jews up to? The whole Jesus thing probably overshadows 'em right around now. Come to that, shouldn't the Romans be keeping their heads down? They try to play up the whole Catholic thing, but I think they're up to something. Keep your Messiahs out of Rome, is what I'm sayin'.

And why does my spell checker recognize "Messiahs" as a viable word? How many times has it ever really needed to be pluralized before this?
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|08:18 pm]
theoriginalchic
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I attended a cultish church-type meeting against myself today.

And I'm racking up 5 of the 7 deadly sins. Pass a hotter version of Adam my way and I'm sure I can get up to 6. Send me more than one and 7 is a defiant.

And Easter's tomorrow. I mean, I know most of the ways I think are somehow connected to religion but I feel like it's following me around.
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|11:36 am]
wnchestrgeekboy
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Gigi )
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[Mar. 20th, 2008|08:53 pm]
theoriginalchic
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God, I didn't do anything this time. I swear.
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[Mar. 15th, 2008|12:20 pm]
greentielove
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I think my brother's gone. His apartmment's cleaned out. Either he's really gone, or he's just...gone. Either way, I failed him. Again.
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[Mar. 12th, 2008|02:08 am]
boots_of_lead
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To everyone but Remy )
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|04:17 pm]
standsfirm
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God )
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|11:30 am]

doubleup
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SAM


SAM


LET'S GO OUT FOR PANCAKES


OH THANK YOU DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS AND HOT LADY GOD

Bela. )
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|02:00 am]

longbowliberal
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I gotta say, I'm enjoyin' this new weirdness. For once it ain't hitting me, and crime's down. Everyone else's inside playing with their new no no bits instead of outside causing trouble.

And those that do go out and cause trouble all seem to think I'd have a problem hitting a girl.

That's sexism, my friends. And sexism is wrong.
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|10:52 pm]
dingdongdoodily
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Man, all the free drinks in the world still can't beat having a penis. I want the latter back now.

God )








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