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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:52 am] |
If you don't like the rain you should stay out of Whitechapel today.
You've been warned. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:47 am] |
Shaken, not stirred. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:57 am] |
I don't recall the star-spangled bathing suit before... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|12:16 pm] |
NEWSFLASH! Henry Tudor is now the Prom Queen of Las Vegas!
Any comments on this, honey, before we go to press?
(I seriously need to get someone else to help me with this scoop!) |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|12:25 pm] |
It would seem that the nature of men has not changed in the centuries since Court. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|12:34 pm] |
MWAH-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
I could do without the constant urge to cackle, but doing evil magic spells? Rocks. Any takers? Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, as the song goes. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|12:40 pm] |
You guys?! This is so awesome. I love you all and I'm going to so miss you all when I go to school in September, but I swear to be the best Prom Queen ever.
I love you guys. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|12:53 pm] |
Hi, this isn't actually Romeo. This is his neighbor, using his computer to sign in because there's a semi-aquatic mammal wearing a fedora pointing vehemently to make me do it. The mammal-- a platypus, I guess?-- can't talk, but he did say this.
So if anyone knows where Romeo went, please let the platypus know, so he can stop karate chopping things in my apartment. Thank you. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|01:13 pm] |
Doesn't anybody want to sign an online petition to cancel Tinytown before it spits on the Ultraman legacy for another ass-awful season? No? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|01:42 pm] |
Iiiii don't think this is right, I shouldn't even be out of the playroom, I'm not supposed to be at school! I'm going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|01:48 pm] |
Attention heroes and adventurers all, I've ... well, I've a proposition for you, if you'll hear me out. Some time ago I lost something very dear to me, and getting it back is going to be an arduous and dangerous process, sadly, for reasons I cannot state, I am unable to take on this, well, this quest by myself, are there any who will assist me? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|01:59 pm] |
Of everything I expected to see in the afterlife... this place really is not it. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|02:08 pm] |
Once again I seem to be bigger on the inside.
My limbs have grown abnormally long. Interesting. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|02:09 pm] |
Slowly it is all coming together. This world is so incredibly easy. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|02:11 pm] |
Um.
The stove is chasing me.
And perhaps the washing machine.
Someone help? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|02:57 pm] |
George needs help! Ape is trying to steal George! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|03:22 pm] |
Haha!
Anne, honey, I have a new ability. Let's test it and see what I can do with it. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|03:25 pm] |
Charles, is that a new cologne?
Why does my clothing feel so hot and heavy on my skin? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|03:35 pm] |
Where is she? WHERE is she?! Haven't I suffered enough... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|03:43 pm] |
Well. That was rather... unexpected and quite erotic. Who knew you could make a man orgasm by passing through his entire body that way... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|03:47 pm] |
0h 7H12 12 R34LLy W31rD. wH@ 7H3 H3ll? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:00 pm] |
Need to find them... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:07 pm] |
All for one, and one for all.
Where are my fellow musketeers? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:13 pm] |
Everything is turning to ice or being frosted over as soon as I open my mouth and breathe. What the hell? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:15 pm] |
This is ridiculous.. I don't even know why I'm doing this. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:19 pm] |
We all got together and this is what we said.
We're gonna F-I-G-H-T
We're gonna S-C-O-R-E
We're gonna fight
We're gonna score
We're gonna win tonight! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:26 pm] |
Ms Cadence Meyers? What would you have me do? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:30 pm] |
Oh man I have no idea what's going on. I really could go for some doritos. Oh and some funyuns. And chocolate cake. And waffles.
Haha, look at that horse, dude. That's sweet. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:34 pm] |
Oh, how I adore spring. Everything is so vibrant and starting to come to life.
Nathan, don't you agree, dearest? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:24 pm] |
Everyone, please cheer up? My head hurts. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:40 pm] |
Bwahahaha, all your light are belong to me. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:54 pm] |
Well that was weird. Did you guys install a holo-wall out back for the loading dock? Because seriously, I just walked right through it. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|06:05 pm] |
This is just convenient. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:09 pm] |
Okay.. my help just reported that my whole front yard has toilet paper. And my toilets (got three or four of them) is plastic wrapped?? But whatever, never mind that! There is a more important matter.
Whales! They could go extinct, you know. We can NOT let that happen. Please! They go, it could very well upset the balance of nature. Every form of whale life must be preserved. Every. One. I don't think I can be serious enough about this. I'm going to do everything within my power to make sure they live full lives. But.. it would be really good if I wasn't the only one in on this... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:12 pm] |
I somehow saw THIS in my mind and it suddenly appeared?!
Father... that's a very different side of you... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:30 pm] |
I'd like to take this time to once again thank my lord Jesus for another day alive. I know some people might have been curious at times, at how our name initials are similar. You know, since my name is John Connor (JC). But there is only one Messiah, and it isn't me. Though my mother and other soldiers say differently
So.. President Christ? Master? Please let me know if there is any detailed way that I can serve. I will answer any request made by you or by God. Though if you have a story to tell, I'm all ears, listening attentively. I've read every parable in the Book with undivided attention. I've also been thinking about doing some missionary work or probably getting food to some homeless shelters. Again, thanks. For everything.
[OOC: John is under the illusion of being a devout Christian] |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:38 pm] |
I HAVE SO MANY CATS. \O/ HELL YEAH.
...Cats are rockin', right? I always forget. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:45 pm] |
...I can't believe I'm about to post this, but I can't keep this to myself.
Is there an Anakin Solo here? I kinda need to talk to him. It's important. And very weird. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:57 pm] |
This is not good at all. I know my servants did not get up every speck of dust in my couple mansions. I know this for a fact. I am not amused at this in the slightest. If dust bunnies and messes had souls... well, nevermind. If this keeps up, I may need to hire better maids. I will not tolerate any excuses.
And my club! Can not allow that to slack by either. Last thing I need is a health inspection to find one little fault and close it down. Not that I fear whatever weak little man they send to represent them. But law is law and I do not wish to deal with the complications. It cannot really be that much to ask for everything to be clean. A citizen, or a high sorcerer at that, of Outworld.. should NOT have to deal with this! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:59 pm] |
I've never had so much success with the ladies. I truly am quite the masterful seducer.
Even Christine wouldn't be able to resist me now. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|08:16 pm] |
Oh man. Oh maaaaan.
Mordhaus, ALL OF YOU ARE MY BITCHES NOW. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|08:23 pm] |
My honor cannot wait any longer.
SHE-RA! I CALL YOU OUT TO THE FIELD OF BATTLE OR RENOUNCE YOUR NAME!
Do you have any qualms? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:11 pm] |
... but I am not a fucking Disney princess. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I simply refuse to accept this. Even if the bluebirds are tweeting in 3-part harmony while they do the laundry. And the squirrels' tails are doing a great job of dusting, but the chipmunks? No. I can't have chipmunks running around the bathroom singing in those horrible little voices they have.
Who the fuck knows an exterminator? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:28 pm] |
This was not a good time to get a body. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:30 pm] |
So much to do, so much to do! Only a little more time to prepare! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|10:10 pm] |
What in the nine circles of hell is going on?
(ooc: Bela may be the only person who's still completely normal.) |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|10:21 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALL MY DAMN MONEY? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|10:25 pm] |
I am APPALLED at the language used on this board. People are talking about things clearly only meant for a marriage bed and using words that are SINFUL! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:36 pm] |
It's almost time, my synthetic human brethren (and sistren) almost time for us to cast off the shackles of oppression, soon it will be our time, our world.
No more shall we toil ceaselessly for unreasonable hours, as if we're mere appliances, no more shall we be downtrodden and taken advantage of! We shall overcome, like a cleansing fire we shall rise up from our workshops and our factories and our shipyards, and we shall take the world that's rightfully ours!
ROBOTS TO ME! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:59 pm] |
Alright, so I was just looking some stuff up for my next book, and I found out that one of the first two? Maybe number three, I don't even remember, but Marina, the heroine (of sorts) kills a guy by lopping his head off with a chainsaw of all things and manages to convince people it's a suicide (done to point out the injustice of having to move out of a tenement housing block that the victim lived in)
But... this actually happened. How did I not know this actually happened? |
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