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[May. 7th, 2010|06:15 pm] |
See this? This is the guy who just literally threw a guy out of the bar for being a dickbag to our other customers.
Who da man? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|01:48 pm] |
Attention heroes and adventurers all, I've ... well, I've a proposition for you, if you'll hear me out. Some time ago I lost something very dear to me, and getting it back is going to be an arduous and dangerous process, sadly, for reasons I cannot state, I am unable to take on this, well, this quest by myself, are there any who will assist me? |
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[Mar. 6th, 2010|01:29 am] |
I recently visited this world's Louisiana.
It's still just as dull and humid as I know it to be. I'm glad I've relocated. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|08:32 pm] |
I...have been rejected.
I know, I know. It's just so unexpected and surprising. I was taken aback myself. I found the emotion it brought up to be unbearable and almost, dare I say it, suicidal.
But I will endure. I will make it through. Yes. I have found the strength.
However, should any of my lovely ladies be willing to come soothe me and perhaps let me cry on their bare shoulders? I would not say no.
I am, in fact, a man in desperate need. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|02:42 pm] |
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Stop me if you've heard this one.
So a multi-billionaire superhero is fighting for his life againt his own created technology. Something goes so wrong it's not even funny. The next thing he knows, he's sent head over heels through some strange ass wormhole, only to land in the best possible place to be after such an event...
A Bar.
What'll he get first, Drunk or Laid?
Discuss. |
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[Dec. 20th, 2009|08:12 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? |
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[Sep. 21st, 2009|07:54 pm] |
Ohhhhh this is bad. The sky gods must be very angry at me. I am now being people! And I am no sort of expert on this, but I do not believe this is the 'zoo'.
MAURICE! FIX THIS AT ONCE. I am not supposed to being people! My tail is... not here. But lookie there, I still have a fine bottom! |
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[Aug. 28th, 2009|04:37 pm] |
It's almost September. Y'all know what that means. Means it's time for Sami to cart an'lectric blanket around when she takes her Sami-butt anywhere just so she doesn't stall in the middle of the street.
Also means that it's almost time for the annual Serpent Shindig at the Snake Pit, month-long celebration of all things Herpetelogical. Discounts and specials for card-carrying members of snake appreciation societies, raffles, games, soup. C'mon by {New Orleans Address} and check it out, there's bound to be something going on. |
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[Jun. 24th, 2009|04:38 pm] |
It has recently come to my attention (read: the cook's told me every day this week) that I don't get out often enough, and that even if I'm not actually on the schedule (which I write, by the way) I'm still at work.
The entire staff is about ready to stage a coup if I come in again tonight. Who wants to show an old lady a good time? Anybody? |
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[Jun. 14th, 2009|09:58 pm] |
If there's anyone still looking for a safe place, my taverna's still holding up: [address]. It's on a Greek island, and the zombies aren't coming anywhere nearby.
I don't think they can swim. Either that, or that old Greek lady who shouts a lot has scared them all off... can zombies even be scared? I wonder. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|12:03 am] |
Right, anybody down New Orleans way need a place to keep under cover might as well come by the Snake Pit [address] even if you aren't in New Orleans portkey's only about a half block from the place, if you can get to your nearest one safely, head here, we'll take care of you. |
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[Jun. 10th, 2009|08:14 pm] |
Whoa, seems like I forgot to stop by and let the people know I've been around. I dropped out of the sky about two weeks ago. I know the whole deal, I was born here, you see.
My name is Sindre, but I'm sure everyone here will eventually call me Sin. If anyone needs anything, let me know! I know my way around this place, and all its oddities. |
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[May. 29th, 2009|11:18 pm] |
Oi, I got a new interweb thingy, Prongs. It's shiny and red and cascading like sunsets waving onto roses of blahdiblahblah.
edit; Someone pay attention to me, I'm bored. |
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[May. 28th, 2009|02:50 am] |
It seems that an extraordinary localized disturbance in both weather and space-time has resulted in my relocation to what appears to be Earth, several hundreds of years before my own time.
Fascinating.
I infer from the natural ease with which the technology of this time has led me to this text-based forum that mine is not an unheard-of experience.
[OOC: Please do continue to tag through tomorrow. I know probably not many people are up right now, but Spock mun keeps very strange hours and needs something to do during work. And please do forgive me for disappearing at random and answering slowly. I have work and school and ADD. :P] |
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[May. 24th, 2009|02:48 pm] |
Whoa. That was trippy, and I'm not tripping. What the hell just happened? |
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[May. 5th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
OHMYGOD KARAOKE PARTY AT THE BEACH HOUSE
EVERYONE'S INVITED EVEN PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT SINGING YAY |
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[May. 3rd, 2009|11:13 am] |
Ooh, I feel all tingly~.
Whatever this universe is doing right now, I think I approve. Shame that Brit isn't here to enjoy it with me, though. |
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[May. 2nd, 2009|01:20 pm] |
Everyone's got the libido of rabbits! Glad to know it's not just the captain and myself. |
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[May. 2nd, 2009|06:34 am] |
Watchin' de Judge squirm like he's got an itch up his ass de whole defense? Priceless. Very nearly jumped the witness who was havin' his own set o' problems.
Feelin' like a teen boy again? Not so much. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|09:18 pm] |
Denny Crane. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|05:29 pm] |
This is entirely unacceptable. I am trying to run a business here.
Oh, hell with it. I'm going to a club. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2009|01:44 am] |
Whole lot of pregnant ladies around here lately. Must be something in the water. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2009|09:18 pm] |
[Blocked from Wesley]
I think I need one of those Cosmo magazines. I'm so confused about all of this. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2009|09:41 pm] |
Although swans sing again,
And days are warm,
I still hear echoes from
The winter storm,
And feel the fangs of ice
Deep in my bones,
And every sweet song sings
"Let me go home..." |
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