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In just a few days here some of us will have been in this place (alright, alright. Starklandia) for six months. That's -- it's a wild thought. To think that we've all been without proper Chinese take out for this long. Or a million other creature comforts. But mostly take out.

By all rights, we should be proud of ourselves though, we've built a lot in the time we've been here, made it something better than some dusty empty buildings in a town with no running water or electricity.

Rest assured, we're still working on a way to figure this place out, how to get off the ride (if that's something you want) and all the rest. But. If there's anything that's within my power to help you with that you'd like to see, now's the time to offer suggestions or make some asks.

Thanks,
T. Stark


PS: I'm not naming names or pointing fingers but there's only 5 webslingers around these parts and at least one of them is painting dicks around town. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but you're making Captain America make a face. So. You know. You're on notice.

So all you people who have rooms just 'appearing' in your homes... did anyone manage to spawn an entire game room with stuff like Overwatch, Apex, Minecraft appear right? With access to the internet?

Basically I'm saying I'm going through internet withdrawals. I need games and memes.

That was insane, man. Sorry I haven't been in for work, Clint. I think I slept for two days.

Good news? I don't think I have a hangover!

Private to Spider-Gwen

I didn't make an ass of myself, did I?

Private to Peter B. and Claire

Why didn't you guys wake me up?!

For the record, I am not responsible for my actions on Sunday. It's Sirius' fault. And maybe Little Tony.

Private to Lil' Tony

Speaking of, we should talk about that new sound system.

Say Pancho's had the ability to expand its menu - what kind of things would you like to see made available? Let a guy know. Otherwise it's just gonna be corndogs for Gwen.

This is Valkyrie.

Looking for someone.

Thank you.

Doctor Thirteen - found your tardes. Tardis? Tarsus? Tortoise? Blue box. Or a blue box.

I got corndogs. Oh mylanta so many corndogs.

All right you lot, who's in for Quidditch? I've finally got the pitch functional. I think it looks pretty smart!

For those of you who don't know Quidditch, it's a sport played on broomsticks. If you want to play, you have to be able to fly.

Sign up below for our first match. Day and time TBD.

I haven't been through the doors yet. I really need to go through them. Who is coming with me?

White Wolf? Peter? Someone I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet which we need to fix?

Everyone,

I apologize for waiting this long to say this, but I've been pretty up and down lately. First, thank you to all who were so kind, understanding, and helpful to me. It isn't everyday for me to receive that sort of response to my affliction, so I greatly appreciate it. Second, I must again offer my most sincere apologies for putting the town in danger, and for all the damage an injury the wolf -- I -- caused.

I would also like to share that I have somehow, by undetermined means, received a case containing several vials of what I believe to be a potion that allows me to retain my mind during the full moon so I will be of no harm to anyone, including myself. It'll be like having a big fluffy dog running around once a month. However, I need to do a little experimentation to be certain that it actually is that potion to be safe and I intend to mostly save it for an occasion like the one we unfortunately found ourselves in this past month.

Thank you again. I am forever grateful to all of you.

Okay, so like, is this a new version of Hell or something? Just when I thought they'd already figured out every possible way to fuck me over.

At least I have a cell phone.

Wonderful news! My TARDIS came back!

Not as wonderful news, I need to ask everyone to keep their distance from the large blue police box near Mayor Stark's science station for the time being.

Private to the Older Tony and Eleven

I might need a bit of an assist when you both have a moment.

Does anyone happen to have any golden beets?

Private to Bucky

Can we borrow your goat?

Private to Remus

How are you feeling?

Good news: Pancho's is back up and running!

Bad news: There are still a few holes to be mended. And we're down in supplies.

Has anyone checked the doors recently? Are they still down for the count?

Well this wasn't on my schedule for the day.

And here I thought I had seen everything. This wasn't my intended destination. Anyone care to explain?

Hello, everyone.

I apologize for the length of this; however find the contents below to be entirely necessary for the upcoming days.

( Public Announcement )

I've nearly exhausted my supply of Pepper Up Potion, but I'm feeling a bit better... Even though my magic is wonky and I can't seem to fly For those of you who are still feeling ill, I can bring you some. Just let me know if you're interested.

So have you ever been just hanging out, clinging to the side of a building while reading a book, when suddenly you feel a sniffle, you cough, and you suddenly slip from said building to crash straight into a sharp bush?

Because that just happened to me.

I haven't felt this sick or weak since that time MJ made beef stroganoff with that weird mystery meat we had in the fridge. Listen, we were poor at the time, you took chances.

Going through the doors to restock Does anyone need anything? Or does anyone just want to come with for kicks?

P.S. Pikachu's been put in charge of the bar while I'm gone. Mostly to keep anyone from raining the stocks any further (seriously, whoever stole that Asgardian mead is going to pay. I have my suspicions).