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Has anyone seen a bobble-head walkin' around? No reason. Askin' for a friend.

Well, askin' for me. Don't be alarmed about it unless it starts tickin'. Just let me know. Like, right away.

Right away.

Private to Tony Stark the Elder and Strange

I have an idea!

It has come to my understanding, that we need more visual entertainments.

I may not understand these movies of your worlds, but I feel I go through the doors enough.

I got a list so far...

edit:

• Footloose


• Star Wars


• Top Gun


• Jaws


• Alien


• Monty Python and the Holy Grail


• Lost Boys


• Raiders of the Lost Ark


• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


• Close Encounters of the Third Kind


• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


• Gladiator


• And holy shit there is a lot here..

Are there any other titles I should be looking for?

I'll start messing with the doors tomorrow morning.

also edit:
Okay. I will keep an eye for the whole lot of these.
If I find any movies, I'll just start grabbing.

Has Steve ever left you on read before?

Was there ever group consensus on what you feed a Pokémon if you accidentally acquired one?

The gym is still a work in progress, but it's finished up enough to use. There's a boxing ring, bags and pads, some weights, bars etc.

Please keep sparring friendly and if anyone wants a few tips I'm happy to show you a thing or two.

This is crazy.

I just got back from time traveling, before that I was in the quantum realm for five years and this place is not where I was or the quantum realm which is hard to explain.

All I know is that my daughter is not here. So who the hell keeps pulling me away from Cassie and what is this place?

And where am I supposed to go now?

Hey guys, I think I'm in love. [pretend it's an actual photo]

Her name is Elora. And she's pretty much the best ever.

So is everyone getting one of these things? I'm starting to feel left out.

Okay, now that I'm back on my feet, anyone wanna go through the doors with me? I heard they have a beach.

The clothing store will still be called Van Dyne's, in case anyone was wondering.

We've got another birthday coming up and it's my turn to fall on the sword, as it were, for purposes of planning. Clint's is in a week.

I want to do something a little different for him, and also so we don't all OD on parties. I'm thinking outdoor movie screening, since the weather's been nice lately. He wanted beer and Blade Runner for his birthday. Beer I know we've got, and I was lucky enough to get my hands on a copy of the movie back when he first mentioned it, but if anyone's inclined to help me figure out how to rig up a way to play it on the side of one of the buildings with decent audio so everyone can see and hear, I'd be grateful.

I wouldn't mind some help rounding up popcorn, assorted other movie-type snacks, blankets to spread out on the grass - anything to make it a low key fun summer night for everyone to enjoy.

I can tell you the back of the box summarizes the plot as "In a cyberpunk vision of the future, man has developed the technology to create Replicants - humanoid androids with short, fixed lifespans - which are illegal on Earth but are used in the off-world colonies. Deckard, a Blade Runner - a police officer who specializes in terminating replicants - is assigned to eliminate four escaped Replicants who have returned to Earth."

I can't tell you if it's any good, as I've never seen Blade Runner, and when it comes to our takes on movies, Clint and I are either entirely on the same page or entirely prepared to murder each other for terrible taste, and we have never once reached middle ground between those two options. But regardless, I think it'll be a fun night and I know you all want to show up for the guy with the adorable dog who keeps us all well-supplied in caffeine.

I'm not really one for that whole doorway situation, usually, but I'm under the impression that there's been something more ideal about it than usual the last few days. It's hard not to be tempted, to see what there is on offer and to see what kind of resources we could get out of it. That's fine. It's always fine, you know? Just please remember to at least use the buddy system before you go getting too excited, okay? Better safe than sorry.

Also, a bit belated, but thanks to everyone who threw a fantastic black tie birthday party last week. I really appreciated it.

Everyone doing okay? Anyone new and trying to settle in that needs anything?

Hey. Can I cash in a coupon?

Well, now. This is definitely different. The room's not bad, though. And the phone-tablet-tech-device? Better than being stuck without any means of communication.

Look at you, saving the world again.

Nebula.

Sherlock Holmes. [...] Ugh Hi.

Good, now that that's over with, I've a proposal: a public lab. Strictly chemical-based, and a means to support the agriculture and medical facilities. It will keep me occupied, and it will keep you from having to associate with me. Productive for everyone. That is, assuming there isn't a lab like this already or you enjoy being forced into unpleasant company. I wouldn't recommend the latter. I'm not one for small talk.

Yes? No? I'm doing it regardless. Come if you wish—or don't. I'm dead, everything is DULL, and I don't care.

[ ooc content warning: brief mentions of death below! ]

Well. This has been a strange couple days.

I have a new house guest.. I think?
If anyone sees an adorable blue tinted yipping fox like thing, with a ruby horn... his name is Carbuncle. He's very friendly, and he's a messenger god from my world. He's supposed to be attached to Noctis, and I'm not sure why he's here with me.

He likes these things called Cheez-Its I found through the doors, and also most snacks and meat.
Very friendly and likes to be pet. But don't be surprised if he just appears out of nowhere next to you. He... does that.

So please don't hunt the blue fox. Thanks.

[Private Tony]
But what actually has me weirdly on edge...

Stabbed in my door jamb was my missing kukri that I lost before I came here during a fight.

How?

Is anyone else losing track of the days? I mean, not what day it is, but how long they've been here?

Also, has anyone seen Goose? He got out the other night and hasn't come back.

Note for the new people: Goose is a large orange flerken cat. He looks very sweet, but he is very dangerous.
If you see him, do NOT go near him. Let me know and I'll come to get him immediately.

How's everybody doing today? Nice morning? No lingering hangovers from the birthday? The bowties were a great idea, right? Everyone feeling happy? Healthy?

Excellent. On an unrelated note, I woke up and there's a goat in my apartment.

A goat. Standing at the foot of my bed. It is making noises. It is staring at me. It is maintaining eye contact. It is not blinking. This is not a metaphor for what Barton looks like before he shaves and caffeinates in the morning; I'm saying this is an actual living goat.

I'm not saying that what I'm currently experiencing is panic, but.

My fellow dimensionally marooned, in the effort of conducting research on the commonalities of our disappearance and eliminating down to the lowest common denominator, would all those willing please disclose the circumstances surrounding the time of your disappearance? What was happening in those moments in your life, perhaps even the world on a macro scale if you are so informed.

Sharing your story can absolutely be private, I understand completely. Please be assured that, as a doctor, I hold confidentiality in the highest regard. The only reason I ask is to examine why we were affected. I believe there may be parallel congruencies that left our realities and us, as individuals, all vulnerable to dimensional bleed at the time in which we were taken.

In the effort of transparency and fairness, I will share my own story. Scientific fascists had just invaded Earth and almost succeeded in wiping out every last trace of magic. My librarian and I defeated them and began to foster the rebirth of magic in reality 616. I decided to take a sabbatical to recover while it regrew when I found myself here.