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Say Pancho's had the ability to expand its menu - what kind of things would you like to see made available? Let a guy know. Otherwise it's just gonna be corndogs for Gwen.

I'm not sure how, but I'm willing to bet this is Scott's fault, right?

I got corndogs. Oh mylanta so many corndogs.

( [Private Message to Tony Stark] )

Everyone,

I apologize for waiting this long to say this, but I've been pretty up and down lately. First, thank you to all who were so kind, understanding, and helpful to me. It isn't everyday for me to receive that sort of response to my affliction, so I greatly appreciate it. Second, I must again offer my most sincere apologies for putting the town in danger, and for all the damage an injury the wolf -- I -- caused.

I would also like to share that I have somehow, by undetermined means, received a case containing several vials of what I believe to be a potion that allows me to retain my mind during the full moon so I will be of no harm to anyone, including myself. It'll be like having a big fluffy dog running around once a month. However, I need to do a little experimentation to be certain that it actually is that potion to be safe and I intend to mostly save it for an occasion like the one we unfortunately found ourselves in this past month.

Thank you again. I am forever grateful to all of you.

Oh god, does anyone have any tums? Any pepto? Any mints? Something? I think I'm dying.

Wonderful news! My TARDIS came back!

Not as wonderful news, I need to ask everyone to keep their distance from the large blue police box near Mayor Stark's science station for the time being.

Private to the Older Tony and Eleven

I might need a bit of an assist when you both have a moment.

Tony Stark (filtered to both by accident)

Hi, my names Shuri. I've been told to talk to you about lab space here?

Eeeeey, my arm doesn't look like an Etch a Sketch anymore!

Alright everyone. Hi. I'd like to apologize for my relative 'net silence this last few days. I've been seeing a lot of you individually, yeah, but that's not very good in terms of having a united front about things. So. Sorry. The Doctor and myself have been gathering information and are working toward a solution to this sickness going around. Hang tight, huh?

So. Check in? Everyone still alive? Great.

I noticed a few new people. Sorry your entrance was basically the set up of a B horror movie. I'd say that wasn't normal but for the fact that, you know, we're here at all.


Private to Remus J. Lupin

Let me help you make a plan.

Hello everyone! I'm The Doctor! Pleasure to meet you. I'm not entirely sure if I've been kidnapped, or just fallen into a time vortex or through a dimensional wall, or even a computer simulation. You'd be surprised how often those things can happen, and how very similar they can be in experiences.

Anyway, if I'm not kidnapped could I possibly trouble anyone for some information on my ship? She's blue and looks like a police telephone box on the front. She's really rather precious to me, and she can get rather angry if I leave her for too long.

Lovely place you've got here, so if I HAVE been kidnapped, thank you for that bit, but do know that you're dealing with The Oncoming Storm, and I will stop you!

This also doesn't really smell right, or taste right--where is this? Feels rather odd this place. The ground's a bit... bouncier than most.

I know I am new here, but I see where there are some sick people. I have experience as a war nurse, so if anyone requires assistance caring for the ill I would be happy to step up.

Might help me find a way home

Well. I'm alive and well. Sorry for those of you who are ill.

[Tony]

What can I do to help?

[Carol]

How are you doing? Need anything?

[Ritsu]

How are you doing kid?
Did this illness get to you?

Ugh, my throat feels like sandpaper. I need a lozenge.

So have you ever been just hanging out, clinging to the side of a building while reading a book, when suddenly you feel a sniffle, you cough, and you suddenly slip from said building to crash straight into a sharp bush?

Because that just happened to me.

I haven't felt this sick or weak since that time MJ made beef stroganoff with that weird mystery meat we had in the fridge. Listen, we were poor at the time, you took chances.

Do you have the tools necessary to run a diagnostic test?

Is there a doctor in the house?

Hey. Brought this up awhile ago but it never went anywhere, and now there is superpowered baseball on the menu so I thought I'd bring it to you in your capacity as acting mayor:

We've got a couple brawlers here. Adrenaline junkies, thrill seekers, troublemakers...never know what kind of scrapes they're going to get into on the other side of those doors. Or here in town, if push ends up coming to shove.

Would it make sense to start some sort of blood bank, for emergencies, if need be? We've also got a handful of people here who may have dissimilar genetic makeup to a universal O and might need a stockpile of their own supply, just in case.

You know what's weird? This is the first time in a decade I've even remembered the 4th of July was a thing.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone else have that holiday where they come from? Because I'm thinking we need hotdogs and fireworks.

And a baseball game.

Mayor Stark, make it happen.

So... hypothetically speaking... if I was to open a deli to make sandwiches like, three hours a day or so? Would people be interested in that sort of thing?