Gooseberry High

I'm really looking forward to spring so I can have more outdoor photoshoots! My friend made Cynthia a dress just in time for Valentine's Day!! Isn't she cute?
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Tell me about your Valentine's Day plans??

( MANDATORY SEX ED ASSEMBLY )

I dunno what we did to the staff

But throwing dicks at us is the opposite of torture

[ward to Trixie]

I'm going to the grotto to return my rock. Wanna come?

[warded to rosy]

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK CURSED COOTIES CAN DO TO MY DICK

CONDOM BONFIRE, CONDOM BONFIRE, CONDOM BONFIRE!!!!

To think, I could have spent those ninety minutes on something useful. Did any of that information- aside from the details of dragon penises- come as a surprise to anyone in this school? I'm curious.

Do they do an assembly like this every year?

[Warded to Bash]
Did you hear about dragons too?

[Warded to the ladies of Gooseberry!]

Enough talk of romance! Who's up for a

GALENTINE'S DAY PARTY

where officially we celebrate what STRONG BADASS AMAZING WOMEN we all are, but in reality I'm thinking we should eat a lot of chocolate, maybe get a little bit tipsy, play games, and do some awesome karaoke (girl power ballads encouraged but not mandatory!).


[Added a little bit later]

WHEN: 7:30pm, Monday 13th
WHERE: The Greenhouse
WHO: Girls only!
WHAT: SHENANIGANS AND FUN