Gooseberry High

Anonymous seems lonelier this month.

[warded to casper]

hey are you

So I saw they mentioned your

How are you

Is the anonymous post weirder now after what happened with the thing that tried to get into your cabin?

Oh, look at that, we all survived! It turns out hurt feelings aren't lethal.

[Warded to an interesting mix of friends & family: Kurt, Cecil, Riley, Katya, Casey, Ari, Coralee, Ursula]

I am having some feelings. Not too many, just enough to make me start thinking. You might, in fact, say I'm briefly susceptible to crushes. It's a disease of my age, and the impending threat of Valentine's Day is making it worse. Help me choose.

OPTION ONE:

• Very intelligent, a bit of a nerd about it.


• My family would be mildly scandalized.


• Almost certainly too nice for me.


• I have never kissed their sister.

OPTION TWO:

• Very intelligent, a bit arrogant about it.


• My family would adore them.


• Possibly not too nice for me.


• I have kissed their sister.

Follow up question: Is dating fun?

[Warded to Ulysses]

Good luck at tryouts today. If you handle a broom anything like you do a paddle, I'd say you've got it in the bag.

[Ro]

I mean. That wasn't so bad.

[Diego]

¿Estás bien?

[Clementine]

Hey. No offense if I totally ignore you this week, yeah?

Also good luck May the best man wi I'm going brain you with the fuckin Quaffle if you get

[Coppertale Quidditch]

Keep your heads in the fuckin game. I know you're all flying hard for tryouts so no one's gonna want to talk about fuckin Azurcrest today, but this shit's more important than whether or not we trounce some shitty public school that barely plays Quidditch. And don't tell me about the scouts. They're not gonna be here for another month and they're gonna be way more fuckin impressed if we're not dragging last place shooting for second place so keep your heads in the fuckin game.

There's many goddamn Chasers competing I don't know if I'm

( lol quidditch talk )

This school needs a Taco Tuesday.

And apparently also eggs should be an option.

But an option placed on a separate table kept no less than 30ft away from all the other tacos.

( TEAM GOOSEBERRY TRYOUTS )

Good luck at tryouts today, everyone! Do lots of... sports things. I really don't know anything about Quidditch.

WARDED TO LAUREL:

Hey, are you busy over spring break?

I'm beginning to wonder if the created purpose of the Anon post is to like a steam valve, but for actual anger.
If that's true, I'm not sure it works.
Nice try though, maker of it.

[Ribbonfin Junior Boys]
Before it gets all swept away in the excitement of the anon post...it probably did already.
Just wanted you to have the opportunity to ask questions about the new rule updates. I know we're all pretty good at obeying the rules. So again. Thanks for making my job easy. I do want to respect your ability to wander. Since I know we're good at that here, too. Consider this a sign out list for being out after dark, and I'll put one on the door, too.

And just like that, we're following rules.

[Rosy]
I tried to be positive for maybe a comment and then ignored the post again.
Maybe next time. Sorry. I hope you weren't doing too much prefecting either.

Are Valentine's Day traditions very different here than they are in Britain?

( wards to essie and wilde )

[A magical photo is spellotaped in. Only Ennis's veiny hands are visible as he slows down the process of speed-folding a shirt using this method.]