Gooseberry High

[Posted early Saturday morning.]

After Ms. Vector's announcement the other day, there was a prefect meeting to discuss everything that was said. While we won't be enforcing everything as strictly as the staff requested, there will be some changes to the rules for the time being. Please take the time to look them over and keep in mind that this is being done to ensure that everyone here is safe. These rules are effective immediately.

( The changes are listed below.  )

If you have questions about any of this, please direct them to me or Maggie through this post. Thank you.

[Warded to Forty Super Sneaky Sophomores]

OKAY!! I think we all AGREE that we need to keep our seance a SECRET!! (ESPECIALLY after this morning's ANNOUNCEMENT.)

BUT we also have a VERY IMPORTANT task and we'll be talking to 2 again TONIGHT!!

SO!!!

1. What should our message SAY???
2. Who has the BEST handwriting???
3. Who is SNEAKY enough to deliver it???

(Oh and I found a piece of STATIONERY that I think it (he???) would LIKE!! Let me SHOW you!!!)

( The following piece of stationery has been spellotaped into Essie's journal )

( Pippa pushes a small parcel into Cecil's hands at breakfast this morning before scurrying away. )

[The cold is bitter in January. Utah is dry, and the periods where it doesn't snow become miserable and gray. The snow freezes into immovable expanses of ice, and your nose hurts from breathing in the sharp air. Tonight, it starts to snow again, and it's a relief. It actually feels warmer somehow, but you no longer trust all the footprints in the fresh snow.

After the sun's glow fades from the horizon, you open your journal to see a strange new entry. It has no name, and the heavy text looks as though it was burned into the paper. If you lean in close, you smell woodsmoke. Once again, it's the Anonymous Writer.]



( Anonymous Post Rules )

[Mean Girls]

there is an honest to god positivity bonfire going on outside my damn cabin right now.

what is happening.

[warded to rosy]

Dude what the fuck

I'm deep into this egg fandom right know.

Ok, is it just me or is everyone on the anonymous post trying extra hard to be assholes this time around?

[Warded to Prefects]
Which makes me think either we, or Diego's Nice Times Ward, has a rat.

[Added shortly thereafter]

COME ONE, COME ALL, AZURCREST POSITIVITY BONFIRE. lasting till approximately 9:55 so we can all follow curfew! Courtesy of Cricket, who is the bestest.

How I love a new moon.

[Warded to Wilde]
I have aggressively scheduled our lovemaking for nine o'clock. This should give us plenty of time to heed curfew, given your problem with premature completion.

Do try to achieve at least a 'B' this time.

[Warded to Coppertale senior boys.]

Wes has gone home for the week for personal reasons. No, I will not say why. Be respectful for once.

[Warded to Leo]

Wes
My friend

Do you want to talk about my knee? It is actually not much better than what is happening in the anon post, but there will be less arguing. They are discussing Quidditch so I know you must be reading.

[ Late at night during the anon post, Ivy taps on the mirror to get Laurel's attention. Tap tap tap! ] "Laurel? Are you awake?"

Can someone please explain to me why this anonymous post is even a thing? It's pure insanity. Why are we doing this to ourselves?