Gooseberry High

ok

i aint gonna yell this

i aint gonna make no fucking joke

i aint gonna say no shit about treading on no other shit

because this is deadly fucking serious

whoever the fuck took my snake

whoever the fuck took virgil had better get right with their fucking god because you dont STEAL MY FUCKING SNAKE

YOU KNOW WHAT I DONT CARE WHAT I SAID I AM GONNA YELL IT BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT & I ALSO DONT CARE IF YOU GET RIGHT WITH YOUR FUCKING GOD NEITHER BECAUSE YOU

DO NOT STEAL MY FUCKING SNAKE

you probly dont even know howta take care of him

HE SHOULDNT BE OUTTA HIS TANK IN WINTER IT'S COLD OUT

i had better see my snake back here before the end of the goddamn day if any y'all expect to make it through another

[Warded to Casper]

Can I ask you for a favor?

I need to find a snake.

( The following fliers start slowly appearing around campus. )

I'm really glad that our families got to visit. It's an extra big deal for us Nobles, getting to show all this off to our muggle family. As fun as it sometimes is to be away from parental supervision, I was pretty sad to see them go.

In other news, when my Nana left, she said Casey's grandfather was "one charming motherfucker."

[Rafael]

Hey Raf, are you feeling how are how's it going?

[Scooby Crew; Robin, Chris, Cricket]

Let's talk spooky shit.

( PREFECT MEETING )

Youngblood

I KNOW YOU TOOK MY FUCKING ROCK

WHEN I SEE YOU NEXT IM FUCKING KILLING YOU

It seems to me as if there is a new crisis every day.

If nothing else, we've learned that we have a very capable maker of fliers in our midst. And that is something.