Gooseberry High

( A birthday gift for Nathaniel Bird. )

The ONLY CONCLUSION I can make from not getting placed or honorably mentioned for the song I SLAVED OVER ALL SEMESTER AND NOT HALF-ASSEDLY THE NIGHT BEFORE THE DEADLINE is because the staff are CLEARLY hiding something and in denial about the """"bear"""" in the woods.

THOU SHALT NOT TREAD (without my consent)


I'll just have to channel my heartbreak into practicing for the Dream Team. REUNITED WITH MY OLD TEAMMATES... CRUSHING THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS WITH MY SKILLS ACQUIRED FROM A PRIVATE EDUCATION ALONG WITH OTHER CHILDREN HERE ON SPORTS SCHOLARSHIPS FOR THEIR NOTABLE ATHLETIC PROWESS... It's gonna be good.

Oh yeah, and happy birthday to Cutieham and Birdy. We'll have to throw a party.

[Diego]

What was with that song choice?

( Every Azurgirl toilet is decorated for Quinn's birthday! )

( Happy Birthday, Quinn! )

My phone found a wifi signal & now I got 2 questions

1 Where the fucks my phone getting a wifi signal from i aint nowhere near the docks

2 Why the fuck aint it loading my email I got spam folders to read

( Happy Birthday, Quinn! )

I can kind of see why the school won't get us a functional internet connection out here. We'd lose our fucking minds.

[Warded against prefects/HG/HB, with the exception of Quinn, Jesse, Katya & Ree.]

Parent-Teacher Conference is coming up, and we're all feeling it. So. Anyone want to go camping?

There's a little gully in the woods between Azurcrest and the Sorting Cave. It's close to the trail, so it won't be in the backwoods or anything. We can just cast some silencing charms and Covington won't hear us even if he's out mysteriously patrolling the trails like he does sometimes. I can get those warmed tents we used at the last Grotto party, and we'll be so close we can just sneak back to our cabins in the morning.

We can all toast to the dread of being reunited with our loving families. Or whatever. How does Thursday night sound?

Oh, I just warded this against most of the prefects and our HG/HB. If there's someone you think needs to be in here who isn't, then let me know.

Oh come on, this is the worst. I just wanted to send some emails and check on my pitiful channel. This is horrible. Some of us have addictions!

I'm not sure who to ask.

I'm not even sure where the photos came from.

I'm not even sure if I want to know when or how.

But it was very [...] thoughtful. I think. Thank you? Is that what you say when you wake up to your face stuck on all of the girls' toilets? "Thank you?" I can't say this is something I have a lot of experience with.

[Cabin (Etta and Laurel)]

[Ty, added later]

Can somebody explain to me why nobody decorates the toilets on my birthday? I'm deeply, deeply disappointed in all of my friends right now. You all need to up your game. Games? Game/s.

OMG THERE IS WIFI!!!!

But it doesn't go to anything except the dumb Ring video!

UGH I am dying!!



But if anyone wants to watch the video just lmk and you can borrow my tablet or something.

Well, I really enjoyed watching the talent show! It was great to have a different kind of evening thing to do. There sure is a wide ranging bunch of talents in this place...

Is anyone else on the mystery internet right now? Because it's been a while since I've seen The Ring, but... I don't remember the video starting right outside Ebonhide.

And then staying on Ebonhide.

For a weirdly long time. Why can't I stop watching th

I think I've been watching too much. Couldn't really sleep.


[Warded against other Prefects]

Anyone else feeling like going somewhere? I kind of feel like taking a run. Don't much feel like going alone. Somewhere near Ebonhide. Just to stretch my legs.