Gooseberry High

Don't they mostly play Quodpot at Ilvermorny? Their team's probably not even gonna be any fuckin good.

[Coppertale Quidditch]

I'm cancelling some practices. Just until PTC for the next couple weeks. I mean our fuckin practices were already fuckin cancelled by two fuckin school shitshows in one week, so you can all fuckin deal. We'll have this Saturday's practice as usual, and I'm keeping the ones on next Tuesday and Thursday. Next Saturday's cancelled.

If you want to get in extra practice anyway, the pitch is still booked. I just can't

[Ro]

That's storms and an insect plague. What do you think are the odds this school just burns the fuck down before the 20th?

Well. The first quarantine of the semester was at least a lot more friendly than the other ones. Good job, 2014.
Wonder if there's a way to extract just the float part of the billywig stings. That'd be cool.

[Warded to Ebonhide Quidditch]
Who's trying out for the school team?
This is your reminder; the house's victories come before your own. If you get chosen, you're still expected to win us games.
But so you have practice for both, I'll be scheduling in one more practice a week, which is about all I can do, seeing as Stoker and Gray both seem to think they need the pitch at all open times. After the Coppertale/Azurcrest game, be ready for more.

who wants to tutor me in transfiguration

OOC: Posted after this lovely mortifying fiasco

I'm never hiking again. No, better yet, I'm never leaving my cabin again.

I actually kind of wish I had some alcohol. Is it too early to curl up in bed?

I've been trying to teach Mischief Russian folk tales but he seems to be stuck on Baba Yaga. I think he's broken and he's been bouncing on the end of the bed squawking out 'BABA YAGA' 'BABA YAGA' for thirty minutes. No amount of cheese and crackers has stopped this madness. How to you get an overactive talking bird to stop? Unless he's trying to warn us all that a chicken footed house is about to show up. Which I highly doubt but weirder shit has happened around here.

[casper]

So like. How's life? Am I supposed to talk? Do you talk first?

During dinner, Mr. Merrill leaves the following notes with his senior and junior prefects, and the Head Boy:

( Memo to Cecil Honeychurch )

( Memo to Quinn Cunningham )

( Memo to Jesse McBride )

( Memo to Reece Downing )

( Memo to Katya Ivanova )

( OOC NOTE )