Gooseberry High

( BILLYWIG INFESTATION )

You know, who needs the library anyways? The whole world can be your library.

Except for the free books.

Unless you just start stealing books from bookstores and people. And then returning them late.

So yeah I think I can still stand by my original statement: the whole world can be your library, even if you're "disturbing the other students" and not allowed in the actual library "until your ridiculous hysteria has subsided." You just have to be willing to break the law.

But just like a little bit.

I feel great.

How are you. How is everyone.

Let me introduce you to your nightmare, jet black a sparkle in her eyes. Neither girl nor a woman but a demon in the flesh now. Blood red her lips are homicide.


Riiiiiiri come dance with me. DANCE. OMG I might have Skittles too. I will BRIBE you with Skittles.







OMG I HAVE SKITTLES.

This isn't okay. None of this is okay. Should I see someone for this? That shadow is moving.

THIS IS THE BEST DISEASE POSSIBLE!!

CAN WE FLOAT EVERY DAY?????

Somebody find me a billywig, I want to get stung right now.

Also, they are? 1. Blue, 2. flying creatures, 3. full of giddyness and elation. DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK BILLYWIGS ARE JUST AZURCRESTS IN BUG FORM?

I mean, it's just a theory, but very convincing I think.

I'm going to be an astronaut so I can float like this forever.
Farewell, trash planet.

Today, I will read your fortune. Consult the stars. Tell you the future.

Don't worry, I'm highly qualified.

Please write your questions below. ♥

OH BOY

So

My cat is scared of like everything??? Basically? I mean the sound of food in a bowl and also doors? And other cats? And people and wind like the blizzard was killer oh boy
And right now he can't handle when I make my face like this (picture my face) :O and his little cat face is like :O and I'm like :O and

i'm not even gonna lie right now, people - one time, there was a wasp in my mom's car and i was legit tempted to jump right the hell out of an actual moving vehicle. these things are like MAYBE the size of a wasp if it got together for a lengthy brunch with friends and then ate like three OTHER wasps for dessert and then went out behind the wasp gym and took some SERIOUS steroids. i do not want these bastards anywhere NEAR me.

this is the shit that nightmares are made of.

Okay, where do I have to go to get stung? Because I feel like I'm seriously missing out here.