Gooseberry High

( SENIOR MONTHLY BONDING ACTIVITY )

What the shit. It's been less than a fuckin week.

FUCK. Who the FUCK thought this would be a great FUCKIN idea?

( Ro )

( Coppertale Quidditch )

( Clementine Decourt )

How long do you think it's gonna be before some idiot tries to investigate the ghosts of the woods with their parent representative though.


[warded to DEnnis]

Do you actually talk to spirits in the woods


[warded to Quinn]

Thank fucking God for Etta booking the pitch more than Fiori ever did.

But also, I'm gonna befriend the fuck out of Gord. Gord is coming right?


[warded to rosy]

How ya feeling buddy?


[warded to ryan]

There's no way you're dads actually gonna come to this shit right?

Ain't that something how we hear bout this here parent visitation on Three King's Day, ain't that something.

But ain't nothing to me because

( not an IC cut )

[Warded to Rafael]

Yeah I borrowed some of your glitter pen things but I'm gonna give em back in class.

And if you want a piece of King Cake I got praline, cream cheese, or banana and salted caramel flavor which is some fancy new thing from the city but it's still pretty good. I ain't sharing with the whole cabin so you keep this to yourself you heard? This don't count as that baked goods embargo because of religious reasons. I'm also doing you a favor in not giving out none of this here King Cake to them so you welcome.

But the cream cheese one probably gonna have to go first. I think all the sprinkles preserve it but I'm gonna try to make it last long as I can.


[Warded to Laurel]

You like praline or banana flavor more?

Just asking for reasons. . .

Well. This sucks. Although I'd be more worried if I thought he'd actually come

Or is it worse if no one comes?.

But more importantly, it's senior bonding day.

I wonder how long they've had this in the works. One would imagine most working adults would need a bit more notice, yes?

[Warded to Ezekiel]
There's literally no chance that Mum and Dad will decide not to come, huh?

I AM SO EXCITED!

I am sorry for writing so big but I'm so happy! Maybe my Papi will come!

Guys I know some of you aren't excited about parents and shit BUT I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT PARENTS AND SHIT.

[Warded to Susana, Micah, Calvin, and Ennis]

Hey bros of Cole. It's time for real talk.

It has come to my attention that he has completely gone batshit and lost his mind and likes freaking CORALEE MOTHERFUCKING WONG which we all know is just about the worst thing ever for a little sweet weird kid like Cole.

So I think we should save him from the evil clutches of stupid Coralee. Like, for reals save him because this is ridiculous. It’s time for the Cole A. Moss Preservation Squad (CAMPS)!! We’re gonna get him away from evil and in bed (Figuratively. Maybe.) with someone much nicer! As first plan, I propose we make him kiss everyone he knows until he figures out who he likes that isn’t evil! It’s a pretty quick way to get this crap sorted that doesn’t require finesse or whatever. That way we can just all pretend this didn’t happen and Coralee can go back to making freshman miserable and leave Cole alone.

She sent him MACAROONS for christ's sake! She’s up to some evil shit. We’ve got to get going on this fast.

You guys know him way better than me so this’ll obviously go smoother if you help, but honestly I’m gonna do this crap whether you guys want to help or not because this is insane and he is just going to get trampled and that is NOT OK.

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Side note I don’t know if his middle name actually starts with an A but CMPS is just dumb so it’s close enough anyways.

Other side note the team name is technically up for debate but I think it's pretty solid.

[OOC: Hilariously I didn't know his middle name actually does start with an A when I made this up. Happy coincidences!]