Gooseberry High

[Warded to Chris]

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN. Are all Muggle books this weird and cute and amazing? Because these are weird and cute and amazing. Your mom is totally right about Alice in Wonderland (in pink!) especially. You should always listen to her. Any other recommendations?

And thanks again for the invite, dude. It was great. And I sort of needed it.

Also, is your tattoo itchy? Every time this thing twitches I feel it and it's weird as hell. No regrets, but still. At least mom and dad haven't noticed, though. You can tell because I'm still alive to write this!

[Warded to Rafael]

The soirees are mostly done for the season and I've got the go-ahead to get the hell out of here! If you haven't started to enjoy the solitude, I'll plan on heading back after Tabi's party. What do you think? Two-man dance party from the 28th until New Year's Day?

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Speaking of, think I can rope you into a new dance project this semester? It'll be epic! I promise!

[Warded to Tabitha]

Sorry to be that guy, but I've got a last minute question about the party tomorrow. Mind if I bring Quinn? She's been cooped up a lot of the break so I think she could probably use the night out. Plus, she's fun at parties. What do you say, Tabby Cat?

[Warded to Quinn - Later]

So. I probably should've asked you earlier, but any interest in coming with me to Tabitha's party tomorrow? I promise to only make you dance with me roughly fifty percent of the time; the rest of the night you can dance with other people, drink champagne, eat free food, and dazzle us all with cowbell solos? Come on, Quinn, don't leave me hanging! This won't be nearly as fun without you.

FOR THOSE KEEPING TRACK AT HOME.
Lily and I were able to liberate a record SIX bottles of wine over Xmas weekend, allll of which will be used to enable fancy Washington DC parties for 19 year olds bc I realized (again) I super hate wine actually. So this is totally not an I HAVE CONTRABAND announcement.
Which makes it sound even more like one, doesn't it. Ooops.
HAPPY DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS ANYWAY?

[Warded to Katya and Riley]
Hiiii this is your mom away from mom speaking.
Are you guys ok!? What happened after the car thing?? Do you need anything sent to Alaska??

[Warded to Quinn, after receiving This :)]
You did NOT have to get me anything. Thank you (AND YOUR DAD) So so much. I'm gonna wear it everywhere. [...] And it wasn't a problem. At all. They said they're all fixed up. And the snowman was in someone's yard, not like, a man in snow, WHICH WAS MY GRAVEST CONCERN. So like. No harm except a car, really? Thank YOU again. You shouldn't have to be a prefect on your days off.