Gooseberry High

Hockey, OE camping trip, CHRISTMAS! I'm already too excited for this month!

I can't believe that next weekend is the Christmas tree camping trip, and that the play is the weekend after! December's going to be the best!!

[Warded to Chloe]

I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry that I was weird and embarrassing but I went to Healer Mufferaw and everything is confusing ok and I'm back to normal I promise

If I made things too weird and you don't want to be my friend anymore I'll miss understand

[Warded to Kenzie]

You were right. It was the potion but Healer Mufferaw told me it's all gone now so it's ok

[Warded to Ursula]

help

[Attempted ward to Lacey because Kurt had a wild dream that the sign language lessons had advanced to journals and maybe she could help him out. She can't, Kurt, she's a horse. He says it was still worth a try.]

Right

[Warded private]

IF HEALER MUFFERAW IS RIGHT	IF HEALER MUFFERAW IS WRONG
Healer Mufferaw is a trained and certified Healer and he probably knows what he's doing.	Where did he get his license? Is there even a license? How much school did he have to do? Maybe he went to one of those fake schools and doesn't have any idea what he's talking about
I have a crush on Chloe	I'm fine and I don't have a crush on anyone
I have to figure out what to do???	The amortentia will wear off eventually and everything will be back to normal but I just have to wait
I might keep saying and doing really stupid stuff and then she'll think I'm weird	When I do something stupid it won't be weird because she'll will understand
I have to figure out how to stop having a crush because she doesn't like back might not want to be my friend anymore and [...] I don't want to think about that	She will still hopefully be my best friend
I don't know how to make things go back to normal

[Chris]

So it turns out I can't cast a fucking patronus even though Sy can do one and

Okay I'll owe you one if

why the fuck can I not cast a full patronus do i not have a happy enough memory can i not clear my mind can i not

[...]

I need a favor.

It's happening, guys. The much desired advice column.

Now that my deadline is fast approaching which I didn’t even realize until today, I’m going to start collecting any advice you’d like to give or receive. I’ve decided that those seeking advice will be anonymous but responders will be identifiable, to keep everyone accountable but still give all of you the chance to ask questions you might not otherwise ask. I’ve set up a box for you to anonymously submit your advice needs to in the atrium over by the fireplace – as I collect them I’ll post a filtered subset to my journal, where anyone can then respond (though I’ll request that you ward your responses to me). I will then filter those responses because I don’t trust you guys at all for the most useful and they’ll be included in the newsletter.

If you have any general advice to give, please feel free submit it right here (warded to me please, can't let everyone see what I'm sure will be amazing nuggets of knowledge before they're officially published)!