Gooseberry High

( ACCIDENTAL AMORTENTIA )

It's really beautiful out today, isn't it?

[WARDED TO OLIVIA]

I MUST TALK TO YOU NOW. RIGHT NOW.

[Warded to Ryan and... whoever is "friends" with Penny]

I HAVE A PROBLEM.


[sometime later]

DAMNIT I'VE BEEN FUCKING DRUGGED.

[ooc disclaimer: LOL warning of very violent talk and extreme usage of curse words sorry tess we love you?]

HEY IRIS
CONSIDER THESE THINGS

a. YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME WHICH I LIKE
b. I CAN IMITATE YOUR ACCENT REALLYYY WELL SO I CAN SOUND LIKE HOME
c. WE'RE BOTH IN DRAMA?? I MEAN
d. I CAN DANCE AND YOU CAN PLAY GUITAR?? NEED I SAY MORE
e. YOU HAVE A PLANT NAME TOO WHICH MEANS IT'S FATE
f. I CLEAN UP WELL

[Warded to Sophomores]

GUYS. HELP. Something is VERY VERY EXTREMELY NO HYPERBOLE WRONG with Calvin.

I think he likes me.

( the following is just a sample of what is appearing all the fuck over this page of rosy's journal right now )

Wow. I guess love is, indeed, a many spendored thing.
I need popcorn.

[Warded to Casper]

Dude I'm totally over Ms. Ex-girlfriend Seraphina and it is the best thing ever. Who knew things could get this much better this fast!? Love is the best. You are the best.

My love!!

[Rafael]

Your boyf Leo fell Fiori drank the tea and Your dog is in my yard. Please come pick him up.

[Etta]

Please, please, please tell me that our whole cabin hasn't gone batshit.

[Chris]

Explain your current situation to me, now.

[Jesse]

Where you at? Mentally. I mean mentally. But also physically. This is not a sexual or romantic proposition. This is a Code WhateverTheFuckTheHighestPriorityIs. This is a Code Quinn'sAboutToKickSomebody'sAss. You're needed in the atrium. Now. Get your ass over here.

P.S. The sooner you're here the less likely it is that it's your ass getting kicked.

[Ty]

Hey, are you Did anybody drink Did you drink

[Ty]

What's your condition in the latest Gooseberry SNAFU?

( For Robin )

[Warded to Tess]

Hey, Tess. Are you okay?

I mean, you seemed really upset at breakfast? Like - punchy upset? Which, I mean, punchy upset totally happens, I get it, but - not usually to your friends?

I mean, everybody's kind of weird today, so You don't have brain-slugs, do you?

Is there anything I can do?

Tell me about the love of your life. I want all the details. How's your pursuit going? Do you know when the wedding will be yet?

[Juniors]

Who else among us is suffering the pangs of unrequited adoration?

I'm running out of sad songs to sing :(

ROSY
a haiku by CASEY
rosy your hair’s brown
rosy your eyes are brown too
they are all real good

ADELINE REBECCA FOSTER-HAYES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU ARE MY WIFEY.

JUNIOR AZURGIRLS
Tonight I'll be smoking some bomb ass sour diesel, or, if you're into the classics, i've also got some super skunk. Riley, I've also got some tequila so you can put Mr. Morgan away. We're partying tonight ladies!

I really, really don't have any idea what's going on, but it's amusing as hell.

Also kinda scary.

I'm going to kill whoever the fuck is responsible for this.

Fuck I need a cigarette.