Gooseberry High

Best thing about not going home for Thanksgiving is not having to deal with my extended family complain about my tattoos.

Here, have a watercolor painting of George Costanza in his underwear on a pastrami on rye sandwich.

( NOT AN IC CUT )

Did anyone get their shit tossed outside Sunday night or does that only happen when Coppertale plays? Just checking.

Apparently it's Thanksgiving tomorrow. But it was also Thanksgiving last month? Time for some cultural immersion or something.

PIPPA!!! Tomorrow is AMERICAN THANKSGIVING!!!! Do you still want to talk to Prospero about some menu suggestions?????

Don't get me wrong--I'm very happy to have tomorrow off from classes and about the idea of a massive feast--but even after three years over here, I still can't understand why Canada and the United States don't celebrate Thanksgiving at the same time. It's unnecessarily confusing.

Also, why turkey, of all the foods? It's very big, yes, but it's such a dry bird because it's so big and it has to cook for so long, so why not switch to something that cooks for less time and stays tender longer? Like maybe chicken or even (gasp!) pork?

Just a thought. This holiday needs a revolution desperately.

T-MINUS ONE WEEK UNTIL MY

MUTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY!

In any of the schools that you've been in, has anyone ever changed houses? Is that even a thing? Once you're sorted is that forever or can people change? I don't want to I'm just curious.

WARDED TO SENIORS:

On a scale of 1 to 10 how crazy would it be to scrap my senior project and start over right now?

That walk down to the Quidditch Pitch from Azurcrest would be a pain in the ass to do without magic in this weather. Thank god for anti-slipping spells.

[late at night]

[Cecil]
Hey, Cecil...?

Something happened today.
I wouldn't mind your thoughts about it, if you aren't busy.

My mom sent me a lot of salt water taffy but it looks like Rat got into it before I did. Can seagulls eat taffy? They kind of seem to eat anything but Rat likes toast with butter best. Does anyone want some half picked through taffy? Not all of it got seagull nibbled.