Gooseberry High

( 'Delivered' to Rafael Ramirez in the Infirmary shortly before Sunday curfew )

( Shitty card slyly left on Cecil's desk for him to discover in the morning )

I don't want to stay here agaaaaain toniiiight. I wanna miss class but I wanna see the moooooooon too! Someone bring me pictures of the big supermoon so I can dream of getting to see and feel the outside world again. :(((

This here quarantine is like a detox tank to get me off of caffeine and coffee and it ain't gonna work I already got a headache alls I need is coffee.


Before anyone says it tea ain't the same thing it ain't even sweet tea I'm sick I ain't on no damn porch in no rocking chair.

[Warded to The Non-Quarantine Kids]

So, it sounds like the quarantine will go on for (at least) another night and I'd like to do something for our sick classmates. If anyone wants to give me a hand, I'll be in the kitchens after class making some treats to send over. Healer Mufferaw said no more chocolate after yesterday's 'smuggling' (well, I thought it was a nice gesture?) and not to make anything too rich, but otherwise we've got his blessing. I think I've got some ideas and I'm open to suggestions too.

No one is obligated to come, obviously, but the more the merrier. Hopefully we can give our friends in the infirmary a little pick-me-up.

[OOC: A second post will go up later today with details of what will be delivered~]

[sleepy; uncharacteristically messy]

I love [...] c
croissaints
crossants
Croissants.

+
My potions project?
Why can't I leave just f[...]or that?
Just half an hour.
My data will be missing a whole [...]
because
you can't redo redo a moon phase.

Invent:
Magical hazmat suit

Every time there is a party, over the following few days I am happier not to have gone to the party than I was the last time.

If you all turn into inferi next time, I will be extremely unsurprised. If so do not come after my brain. It is needed where it is.

( In the evening, a number of treats are delivered to the infirmary. )

hey motherfuckers i got 110% on a test & i didnt even cheat. i'm putting that shit up on the cabin bulliti bulletin board.

wait we dont have one.

well now everythings ruined.

[Warded to Tess]

I'm gonna fail the shit outta all my classes help

[...]

you gotta fucking help me

[Warded to Tess and Chris]

Heres the part where we make funna park for not gettin to see your thing before we tell him what the thing is. you too delere deleri dellir your eyes still work enough to see this or you on your deathbed?

i've never gone this long without a joint pineapple in my life

and ty guys for all of the nice stuff, it was all sooo good. you guys have been so good to us :)

Aw, all this stuff you guys brought is so nice!

( Not an ic cut )

The ice cream was my favorite. ♥