Gooseberry High

[Cricket]

Okay, so, I already said that I'm sorry, and then I said it again, and then I kept saying it, but I'm writing it down so then I'll have proof when you say I didn't even say I was sorry. I'm so sorry. I haven't slept in three days and now I have fucking glitter on literally everything and

I'll do your homework. I'll never sleep again I'm really sorry.

[Maggie]

If Cricket tries to tell you anything about me nearly killing her or anything then she's lying and shouldn't be believed. Must be something wrong with her. We shouldn't worry about it.

PARTY RULES

• The party begins at 7:00 PM in the Grotto tomorrow night, November 11th. This event is to remain in the Grotto, and should not extend to campsites before, during or after.
• Any “pre-game” activity should be kept in private cabins.
• The party ends at 1:00 AM, and curfew will be enforced as normal at 2:00 AM. Some lenience will be given in terms of where you end up for the night, accounting for inebriated students. We would rather have you safely in a cabin that’s not yours than passed out halfway to Azurcrest.
• Safety is the primary concern of the prefects, Head Boy, and Head Girl. Any unsafe behavior will be stopped. Unsafe behavior includes but is not limited to:
• Fighting.
• Holding fight clubs.
• Climbing things while under the influence.
• Setting things on fire, regardless of whether or not you are under the influence.
• Dancing too close to the fire pit when you are clearly under the influence.
• Etc.
• Within the confines of the Grotto, the consumption of alcohol and pot is allowed. No questions asked. There are only a couple limitations.
• Spiking anyone’s drink without their knowledge is a punishable offense.
• Any drugs harder than marijuana will be reported to staff.
• Do not have sex in the Grotto, for the comfort of your peers. All the bushes have lost their leaves, we will be able to see you.
• Keep your clothes on. It’s cold out anyway.
• Respect your fellow students. Harassment will not be tolerated. If another student makes you feel unsafe, find a prefect.
• At the end of the night, help your peers. Walk one another home. Help to clean up. It is very important that we clean up after ourselves
• Do not go into the woods, do not leave the path.
• And if you think that all I will do for breaking these rules is remove points, you must not know me very well.

For the "clever" individuals who will say this was too long to read, here is a summary: There are allowances made for Grotto parties, but the comfort and safety of your peers will not be sacrificed. I will answer questions clarifying these rules, but I am not interested in hearing your complaints about compromise or how I am a tyrant.

I will see you all tomorrow night. I look forward to having a fun time.

If any of you fuckers go to this party and get me sick, I will rip out your eyes. Also, is this one of those fucking things I should go to once to have a reason to say I'm never going again?

( Happy Birthday, Tess! )

Tabs' friends in Junior/Senior years: Maggie, Cricket, Sun-mi, Ivy, Zoey, Laurel, Nate, Ravi, Jeremiah, Cecil, Levi, Wes, Ty, Raf, Veronica, Cameron, Holden, Kurt, Reece. AKA, THE PARTY WARD. If I've missed anyone who is friends with Tabs, tag yourself in <3

Hey guys! Operation 'Turn Tabitha's house into a party zone between Christmas and New Year' is going ahead full steam. Dad's leaving champagne too, actually. Mom would probably murder him if she knew that, but hey, good for him.

Okay. Apart from, like, one book left on the psychology of magic, I think I've pretty much completed the pre-prep for the project proper. At least that's one achievement.

I mean, this is all between practising and writing an audition piece, so.

( DRAMA CAST LIST )

( happy birthday tess! )