Gooseberry High

Sy, the roster's wrong. You messed it up.

I didn't even try for chaser.

Why is "amazeballs" written by my name on the Quidditch roaster?

Roster day. Ribbonfin chaser again.

[Diego]

So, Tabitha and I had an awkward encounter.

We all pretty fucking much knew I was wowie already but does this mean I'm not goddamn adorable?

I got "hot af" which is nice, but keeping my beater position is nicer! Bruiser and I can't wait to see you on the pitch, Ribbonfin!

No fair
I want to be validated and told how cute I am out of nowhere for no reason too

Every extracurricular should have a roster for this very purpose tbh

Example: LARP
Rate my elf bard, Celestine of the Desolate Wastes

You all get wowie zowies from me.

I'm really looking forward to working with all of the people chosen for the Ribbonfin Cheer Squad! Even if someone saw fit to scribble all down the roster.

[Warded to the Ebonhide Quidditch Team]

This is your "adorbz" Seeker checking in. I'm glad we all made it into the team. ARE WE READY TO WIN THE QUIDDITCH CUP YET????

I'm sorry I failed to catch that Snitch last year, I hope nobody remembers that but I blame the beaters

The following is hung up in the middle of the night, right next to the Quidditch rosters, and is visible to all on Sunday morning.

L.A.R.P.

Beatrix Armstrong: UNSTOPPABLE
Ravinder Dhaliwal: HEARTBREAKER
Levi Kramer: BE STILL MY HEART
Irene Lovelace: BEAUTIFUL
Xavier Rosales: JAWLINE FOR DAYS
Laurel Templeton: WHOA MOMMA
Roxanne Barringer: HOT HOT HOT
Ursula de Luca: QUEEN
Chloe Shepherd: BRAINS AND BEAUTY
Gabriela Flores: QUE BONITA SONRISA (that beautiful smile)
Frances Noble: PUTS DISNEY PRINCESSES TO SHAME
(And so on and so forth for anyone else in LARP.)