Gooseberry High

I don't even know how I got back to my cabin last night but there's puke in my bed and I am NOT CLEANING THAT UP

Okay everybody, sound off! Are we all safe and sound? Anyone missing a buddy? Is there anyone we need to go find in the woods?

[Katya, Diego]

Don't think I've forgiven you two for pulling me away from the most gorgeous barista I've ever seen, I just selflessly put that aside for the sake of the party.

But now that that's over, how dare you, what if she was the love of my life?

wow, someone puked green right outside my cabin. amateurs.

REID

Not A Word. had to clean it off the siding too cuz I stuck my head out the window one time, go look and tell me if you can still see it.

You all look awful.

Anyone care to explain why my throat is so sore?


[Birdy]

I'm fairly certain I remember bits of what I said that were not in Russian. If not, thanks. Some terrifying sleeper agent ghost might have grabbed me.

I hate everyone.

It feels like that's a necessary reminder before classes start after last night.

IRIS SHACKLEBOLT HOW DID I MISS THAT YOU WERE HERE?

Blah, blah, blah hello welcome back hope everyone had a delightful summer I went to Crete it was fun let's have a great year.

Also, Quidditch tryouts need to happen now. I miss officially being on the pitch. Makes me feel restless and the like.

Thanks to whoever helped me get from the grotto to a couch in my cabin, you're beautiful and I love you. There was no horrible puking from me because I can hold my drink and I ate a lot before, so! This year I managed to get all of my shit set up before the start of classes, which is good because I can just enjoy having the day off on Monday for the holiday.

AZURCREST

I have a few extra hammocks and some of the dankest shit you will ever come across in your life, first come first serve so get your asses out here. Obviously, my junior girls get first dibs.