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There is nothing quite like a port city. Where else can one find peddlers of fish, jewelry of questionable origin, badly patched second- (or third-) hand trousers, supposed holy relics, and what I am told is an unfailing Rivaini elixir for fertility - all on one street corner?

I admit that I do have some doubts about the veracity of the holy relics. I also question the offer of the latter to a young lady alone, but of course I had to buy it, just to see the look on the peddler's face. I think he was expecting a flustered reaction. So I am now the proud owner of a Rivaini fertility elixir in a phenomenally crude bottle.

Do you think if I water my plants with it, it will help them grow? I doubt it is much more than water.