[To Bruce and Tony]

Okay, so to keep with the full disclosure:

I had Jane (and Thor ..holy crap, he's huge! Why did no one warn me? Bruce, I'm looking at you!) here last weekend for the nanobot procedure.

The first few days, she slept a lot, which is good. Tony, I know that you kept telling me that there was no chance of rejection since the immunotherapy is specific to her DNA makeup, but I still wanted to monitor it so I kept her here for a few more days. Everything is looking great. She's still obviously pretty sick, and I don't see that changing for a few months.

I'm glad we went with the slower dosage type bots, because that gives her body time to adapt and whatever magical elixir thing she got has really helped stabilize her.

I still want to do weekly check-ins for the next month, and taper down to bi-weekly, and eventually monthly. I don't know that she should do anything overly exerting and we're going to have to start with some physiotherapy, build up the muscles that she's lost over time, but I think we can handle that using private resources.

It's been fun working with you both, and Bruce, I'll drop off the on-call phone later today. Your turn :D

Alright, all you super beings (and assorted normal people).

I'm pleased to announce that upon collaboration with Dr. Banner, and Tony Stark, a medical clinic will be implemented at Stark Tower. Since most of you have unique physiology and/or biology, I can understand if you've been hesitant to go and see a medical practitioner.

Taking care of your health is an important factor, even if you never get sick. At the very least, you should have annual medical checks to ensure your baseline remains stable. And from what I understand, dangerous things happen, and you might need splints or a bullet hole stitched up.

The clinic is open on an as needed basis so appointments are much appreciated; however, if you need one of us, please call (xxx) xxx.xxxx. That's our on-call line, and someone will answer it.

Remember: if you have super owies, come to the super doctors! Better to bleed on us than bleed alone!

PS: We take payment in form of take-out and/or autographed memorabilia that I can easily sell on eBay.

[Public]

Congratulations, Tony and Pepper! Pepper, you're going to make a beautiful mom. Tony, just breathe. You got this.

[Everyone BUT Tony and Pepper]

Who else needs to exchange a baby gift?

[locked to Tony Stark and Bruce Banner]

Hey guys, so I know we only talked briefly last week, but I did talk to Jane. She said she wanted some time to figure out which she wanted: the immunotherapy trial or the medbots.

Is there anything else I need to talk to her about? I can't officially be her main doc, since well, not an oncologist, but I do have attending privileges, and can do some follow-up on the side. I'll call it some trauma-related thing, I dunno, whatever. Money, shmoney, I'm poor for life anyways.

And before you start in your mumbo-jumbo: I'm smart, but not that smart. Dumb it down for the plebs, please :)

Oh -- and Tony, congrats. Babies are adorable and remember -- parental amnesia is a real thing. Literally the second your kid stops crying and passes out, you'll forget that she's been screaming for hours, puked on everything you own, and done worse things to her onesies. You'll just be all 'awww let's have another one'.

OMFG I THINK I'M IN LABOR!!!

[moments later]

Disregard that post. Might have just been...yeah never mind.

[literally a minute later]

NO REALLY THESE ARE CONTRACTIONS!!!

[two minutes later]

So these false labor things suck beyond the telling of it.

So Stephen, who is the most anti-social person I know, apparently believes in the power of support groups.

Who knew!

I'm Christine Palmer, MD. I'm a trauma surgeon over at Metro General, and more often than not, you'll find me in the emergency room, which believe it or not, I'm in right now.

It's my lunch, which means I'm eating a granola bar, hiding in a supply closet for peace and quiet.

And no, this isn't Grey's Anatomy, so I literally AM eating in a supply closet.

At the risk of sounding completely out of my element, I thought I'd introduce myself. My name is Christine Palmer, and I'm a surgeon in the ER at Metro-General. I'm a friend of Doctor Stephen Strange, and he mentioned that my skills as a doctor might help some of you from time to time. So I just want to put out there that I can be a medical resource, completely confidential of course. What I mean is, I don't have to know you to help you. Just reach out, and I'll do what I can. Within reason.

So, with all that said? Hi.