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Tweak says, "The tweaked out twinky!"

Pepper is (hisonething) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-15 20:07:00

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- network, bruce banner, christine palmer, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, tony stark, wanda maximoff

OMFG I THINK I'M IN LABOR!!!

[moments later]

Disregard that post. Might have just been...yeah never mind.

[literally a minute later]

NO REALLY THESE ARE CONTRACTIONS!!!

[two minutes later]

So these false labor things suck beyond the telling of it.

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the_iron_man
2019-04-16 12:26 am UTC (link)

WTF PEPPER HEART ATTACK MUCH? That's what the wristwatch and panic buttons are for. Did you put on panic thing I made? It's not routed for Friday at all since I know you two are weird. But it's part of the emergency alert system I rigged up.

I'm in the lab with Bruce to brainstorm cancer treatments for Jane. I think we're on to something here. But the second you leak and start to pop, I wanna know so I can pass out in front of you.

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	hisonething 2019-04-16 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Look. I want to see YOU think logically when it feels like your belly button is turning inside out! Oh good! How's Bruce? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2019-04-16 12:51 am UTC (link)

Oh yeah? Well I'd like to see you think logically when stuff happens and then NOPE doesn't happen and then happens again. And things.

He's good. We're going to work on some genetic/immunotherapy stuff with medical nanobots, so we'll be in the lab. I'm also gonna order a pizza. You want me to have Happy drop one off there? Or whatever you want with a side of pretzels or pickles? Can you even eat pizza?

I'm ready to bail and break windows, just so you know. I have the alert system going to my watch now. I'm at full alert. If you fall, I can help you get up.

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	hisonething 2019-04-16 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Look would you rather I just say yeah ok. This is fake. Won't say a word. And then be stuck having this kid on our kitchen floor? I can eat pizza, but I want steamed dumplings. I love you so much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2019-04-16 01:20 am UTC (link)

I swear that I said, "Not in the kitchen." That if babies happened it's a bathroom thing, PEPPER. I told you I'm allergic to bloody stuff happening where I do my badass Iron Chef stuff and cook you omelettes.

I love you too. You're gonna be the best mom ever. You have experience wrangling me.

Steamed dumplings ordered. Hap says he'll get them asap, and then he's back on guard duty and baby watch while we try to unravel a cure for cancer.

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	hisonething 2019-04-16 01:23 am UTC (link)
	No. You said not in your car. Thank you. Give Jane my love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hexx 2019-04-16 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Google says the impostor contractions can be relieved by drinking water. Or warm milk. Water seems like such a simple solution. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisonething 2019-04-16 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I started sucking ice chips the first time. The thought of warm milk makes me want to puke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hexx 2019-04-16 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	I do not blame you, warm milk by itself is gross. Sometimes if you add vanilla and cinnamon it tastes okay. Hopefully you don't have another repeat of the afternoon - I'm sure as you get closer to delivering, the more uncomfortable everything gets. I did book that spa appointment though, so there's that to look forward to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-04-16 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Braxton-Hicks are very common. There's actually three stages to labour. Have you asked your mother her birthing story? Sometimes that can be a good predictor of when you'll go into labour. (Reply to this) (Thread)