(1) Alright, be honest -- this guy seems like a catch and I really do like Costco...

(2) I bet he also drunk texts. And that means he drinks. Already a few more points in his favour.

(1) Friend. I have finished the last set of interviews, and posed for the appropriate amount of pictures. Jane is drained and wishes to retire. I, on the other hand, find myself full of energy and a desire to consume many alcoholic drinks.

(2) You are the only one who can keep up with me. Join me, Steve Rogers.