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Christine is thinking unflattering thoughts ([info]ohgodno) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-07 18:23:00

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Entry tags:christine palmer, stephen strange

Text to Stephen
(1) Alright, be honest -- this guy seems like a catch and I really do like Costco...

(2) I bet he also drunk texts. And that means he drinks. Already a few more points in his favour.


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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-08 01:17 am UTC (link)
1. At least your priorities are still in order.

2. Aim higher, Christine. Try this one.

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-08 01:26 am UTC (link)
(1) First off - dad bod? Really? I have some standards, thanks.

(2) And secondly, what the fuck. This text string you answer?!

(2) And thirdly, this guy understands the parent thing. He would probably choke down my mom's meatloaf and smile.

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-08 01:32 am UTC (link)
1. Some. Standards. Some.

2. You've reached a magical clone that is trying to help you find the right date.

3. Your mom would never accept him at Thanksgiving. This guy's a great candidate.

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-08 01:39 am UTC (link)
(1) You're lucky they're not high, or else you would have never had a chance.

(2) Ha! Why can't you admit you miss me? I've been living my best ho life and you've been boring.

(3) I'm partial to this one . It seems pretty easy to make him disappear.

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-08 01:53 am UTC (link)
1. Maybe for the best. I'd hate to interfere with your "best ho life" standards.

2. I've been busy. That's the opposite of boring.

3. You'd tap one more time for the obit and we both know it.

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-08 03:56 am UTC (link)
(1) You’re no fun. Why so serious?

(2). Busy doing what? Finding Cropsey?

(3) Well duh. You gotta live, try new things, dabble in the mystic arts.... that’s how I refer to our sex life by the way.

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-09 06:34 am UTC (link)
1. Because I don't live the ho life. I have a job to do.

2. Urban legends that turn out to be real are the stuff of nightmares.

3. You referred to our sex life as 'dabbling in the mystic arts'?

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-10 05:01 pm UTC (link)
1. Me too. It's really more of a side hustle.

2. True....but again, no fun when you know the truth. I like being spooked. This is why you're awful to watch movies with.

3. Yes. Our past history sex life that sometimes I remember fondly like right now after several drinks and being at a resort filled with lots of attention and affection and I need more drinks. I miss you.

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-10 07:45 pm UTC (link)
1. If Tinder is part of your side hustle, that's concerning.

2. It's not awful. It's informative.

3. Only the astral sex was mystic, Christine. The rest was strictly tantric.

4. Don't get smug, but I miss you too.

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-10 08:26 pm UTC (link)
1. Free dinner and sometimes breakfast? Don't hate the player, hate the game.

2. I'm not smug. This is me not being smug. This is me saying I know you miss me and if you didn't miss me, I would be annoyed and would have to send you a tit pic or something.

3. Want one?

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-10 08:32 pm UTC (link)
1. Fine. But don't leave me a bad review about the cold egg rolls for breakfast.

2. Now I don't miss you. A refresher course never hurts.

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-11 02:56 am UTC (link)
1. It's like you don't even know how a microwave works.

2. Too bad. If you wanted boobs, you should have come to this wedding too. I'm drunk, and in a hot ass dress, and have gravity defying heels.

3. [insert selfie of Christine giving the finger to the camera, hand casually wrapped around a champagne flute]

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-11 04:19 am UTC (link)
1. You know all doctors and surgeons got used to lukewarm food when they're on call.

2. Why didn't you dress up like this when I took you to my award ceremonies?

3. I don't think gravity defying heels and drunk are two things that go together.

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-11 04:46 am UTC (link)
1. I was so happy whem iced coffee became a thing. I was trendy for the first time ever!

2.
Because you dressed so snappy, I didn't want to take your thunder. Your moment, so demure girlfriend it was.

3. I have Bruce here. He'll make sure I don't fall on my face and he definitely won't cop a feel. Winning!

4. Did that make you jealous?

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-11 05:24 am UTC (link)
1. I remember. You announced it to everyone in the E.D.

2. You only went for the free drinks at the neurology society.

3. Should it? You unleashing yourself on Bruce Banner would be labeled predatory behavior.

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-11 05:38 pm UTC (link)
1. Some of us don't get award ceremonies to celebrate their successes. You gotta take what you can get.

2. Well, d'uh. And for people to give you the weird look of 'you're with her?' and vice versa. The best.

3. I'll have you know that Bruce is harmless and sweet and a nice man. He also brought you up 2 seconds into our dance, so whatever. You all suck.

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-11 11:45 pm UTC (link)
1. It was a proud moment for every medical professional when cold coffee became socially acceptable.

2. No one gave you that look. You didn't like listening to me talk about me.

3. That you think we suck is what I find so endearing.

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[info]ohgodno
2020-08-12 04:06 am UTC (link)
1. I still don’t like listening to you talk about yourself. That’s why I keep bringing me up again. I’m seeking validation, Stephen. Don’t disappoint.

2. And wait a second — was that an admission of something?

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[info]doctor__strange
2020-08-13 10:01 am UTC (link)
1. You'll have to wait for a while.

2. One of the books has chewed a hole through the library door.

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