I have been described as a Pikachu. What are all these Midgardian words and why do people insist on using them? I continue to be confused although I feel it was meant as an endearment. The picture I was shown was a small yellow creature with bright red cheeks, twinkling eyes and a storage of electricity.

Here's your comforting monthly notice that the universe isn't folding in on itself like origami.

I was busy overseas. If anyone has any mystical, paranormal, or occult issues or questions, I can answer them now. No, you can't touch or hold the relics.

If you ask me any questions, Stark, I'm not answering. I know not to feed the trolls. Have Pepper ask instead, so she can filter you.

[Jane]

I apologize that I haven't gotten a chance to talk to Thor. I'll do this as soon as possible. There was a series of Κῆρες sightings in the Mediterranean that I had to look into.

[Thor]

I'd like you to stop by the Sanctum when you have some time. I wanted to talk to you about Jane's condition and what to expect, and to ask for an update about your brother. No need to set up a time. I'll know when you're stopping by.

[Wanda]

I wanted to see how you are feeling about your level of control with your powers. Is everything feeling more finely honed. or do you feel like you need more time in the mirror dimension to practice?

[Loki]
I think there is another mouse in my room. I'm not upset by it, I just thought you might like to know. Dain made the discovery when I went looking for one of my wrist guards.

[Thor]
Loki and I have recently been watching many episodes of the Bar Rescue and I did not realize Midgard had so many ridiculous variations of alcohol.

[Jane]
I'm sorry I have not reached out before now. I am, as you may be aware, not one for outwardly displays of emotion and find myself at a loss for proper words of comfort the majority of the time. But you are in my thoughts and I hope you know that if there is anything you could possibly need, I am at your disposal. All you need do is ask.

[Steve]
I know you are likely busy but I was wondering if you wouldn't mind going on a walk with me tonight?

[Tony]
I cannot believe you managed to find a miniature you just existing out in the world.

[Bucky]
How are you? I would like it stated for the record that I am jealous you lot got to fight the walking undead while I was forced to put up with disgusting pirates.

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