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Tweak says, "smile for the camera"

val (hildevalkyrie) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-03-08 20:13:00

Entry tags:

- text, jane foster, loki odinson, thor odinson, valkyrie

Multiple Texts
[Loki]
I think there is another mouse in my room. I'm not upset by it, I just thought you might like to know. Dain made the discovery when I went looking for one of my wrist guards.

[Thor]
Loki and I have recently been watching many episodes of the Bar Rescue and I did not realize Midgard had so many ridiculous variations of alcohol.

[Jane]
I'm sorry I have not reached out before now. I am, as you may be aware, not one for outwardly displays of emotion and find myself at a loss for proper words of comfort the majority of the time. But you are in my thoughts and I hope you know that if there is anything you could possibly need, I am at your disposal. All you need do is ask.

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	Loki/Valkyrie the_trickster 2019-03-09 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I've a simple solution. I shall write this out with small, easily understood words: Clean. Your. Room. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Loki/Valkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-03-09 02:56 am UTC (link)
	If I wasn't already not cleaning it on pure principle, I certainly would never clean it now. I am told you gave the staff permission to clean my room behind my back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Valkyrie the_trickster 2019-03-09 03:27 am UTC (link)
	You've hid in a pile of discarded food wrappers and clothing during a disagreement. This needed to be done. I can't have that next to my chambers. There was a raccoon in your room. A raccoon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Valkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-03-09 03:30 am UTC (link)
	You're lucky I only cut him a little instead of completely beheading him like he deserved for intruding. Also how dare you hold that against me, I was in turmoil. He was a friendly raccoon and you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Valkyrie the_trickster 2019-03-09 03:37 am UTC (link)
	You ran him through as he tried to escape your pit of filth. I had to use what precious shreds of my seidr that I had at the time, in order to mend him. I'm sure you forgot about that due to your turmoil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Valkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-03-09 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I meant the servant I caught in my room. I already sent him to Eir once he, very hastily, explained that 'Prince Loki gave us permission'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Valkyrie the_trickster 2019-03-09 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I thought you meant that poor beast. Instead? Oh, that poor hall boy. How could you. You brute. I told them to clean it up. It's slovenly and needs cleaned. Think of all the wrist guards that you'd find. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-09 04:50 am UTC (link)
	YOU could clean it in an instant. You just know better. You like that I am a brute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-09 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Why would I bother? I did not make the mess. You're simply too busy drinking or swinging your sword or fists to even ask anyone to clean your room. Hush. I admit nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-09 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I do not want it cleaned. It is perfectly fine how it is. You are the one who has the problem with it :) Oh I don't need you to admit anything. I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-09 05:12 am UTC (link)
	It's a vile cess pool, Hilde. Stop trying to maim the help and let them clean it, so that you can pollute it all over again. Please. You only think you know. I trust you haven't forgotten the matter of fetching some herbs on other realms for the healers. Perhaps we might discuss this in person, rather than on these infernal contraptions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-09 05:14 am UTC (link)
	You weren't calling it a vile cess pool the other day. Oh, you don't like my blood lust? I suppose I shall have to pull it back then. I suppose we could do that, if you think you can find me in my cess pool of a room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-09 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I was partaking in what Midgard calls "slumming it." At any rate, I said that I admitted nothing. See? You don't know. Because I didn't say that I didn't like it, now did I? All hope is gone if you are hiding in there. You could be lost for years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-09 05:21 am UTC (link)
	You could not last a day without me, let alone a year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-09 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Liar. I could for a day, easily. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-09 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh I'll call that bluff. See you in a few days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-09 05:34 am UTC (link)
	As you wish. Do try not to drink yourself senseless? I know that will be so terribly difficult if you run out and have to face sobriety. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-19 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Dain would annoy you too much you would insist I return. I won't even start on Strider. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-19 09:15 am UTC (link)
	How quaint that you truly believe your dog and winged horse could sway me from such a wager. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-20 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Clearly you have never heard Dain when he was distraught. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-20 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Clearly you do not realize that I have muting spells. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-20 12:36 am UTC (link)
	You do not put a spell on our dog, Loki. If you do I swear I will upload the picture of you as a wolf to Thor's instagram without a single hesitation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-20 12:39 am UTC (link)
	You wouldn't dare. I know where your alcohol and bars of chocolate are. I thought you deleted that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-20 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Do you wanna test me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-20 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh no. Is that a trick question? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-20 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-20 01:19 am UTC (link)
	You can't ask me that after I asked it first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki hildevalkyrie 2019-03-20 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Valki the_trickster 2019-03-20 01:35 am UTC (link)
	It's not the way that works. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jane \| Val science_fact 2019-03-09 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. You could come see me sometime? If you wanted. I spend a lot of time laid up in bed and I don't get many visitors. It can be... isolating. Plus it's good to give Thor a reason to take a break and go off without me before he goes mad. (Reply to this) (Thread)

Jane | Val

hildevalkyrie
2019-03-19 01:09 am UTC (link)

I believe the humans known as Weathermen would likely appreciate him not going mad.

If there anything I can bring you? My normal heartfelt gift would be alcohol but I have gathered from my research that would not do you well.

I can also bring Dain, if having a large dog who things he is the size of a purse when he is really the weight of a midgardian teen does not bother you.

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	Jane \| Val science_fact 2019-03-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Cookies? Something sweet. I don't mind Dain at all. Severus might not like but he can find someplace to hide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jane | Val

hildevalkyrie
2019-03-20 12:21 am UTC (link)

How do you feel about brownies? I promise they will be store bought and not baked by me at all. I know that normally that is not a gift but if you had ever tasted my cooking, you would know that is also part of the gift. That I am not cooking.

Severus is the cat, yes? Dain loves cats but they tend to be quite frightened of him. So he just watches them from afar and pines.

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	Val/Thor tordenguden 2019-03-09 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	I think we should test many of the alcohols. That show is trange though -- that man, the bar master. I worry his eyes will pop one day. He must have incredibly high blood pressure. Does he not recognize how frail Midgardians are?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Val/Thor hildevalkyrie 2019-03-19 01:11 am UTC (link)
	I have been making a list in one of Loki's notebooks of the strange things they mix in. I still find it odd that they will drink alcohol but not want to taste it. Is the burn not the most enjoyable part? Nothing will top the episode where an owner said vulgar things to his wife without knowing. I thought his head might literally pop off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Val/Thor tordenguden 2019-03-19 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Truly, it makes little sense. No wonder they have difficulty knowing their limits, when they mask all the flavours. That was a good one. I quite enjoyed the one where the father was shamed in front of his son and wife for drinking too much. He did not seem mortified enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Val/Thor hildevalkyrie 2019-03-20 12:24 am UTC (link)
	It is bad enough none of their alcohol is strong enough but to not be able to taste it? It's like a crime. Is it terribly bad that I feel as if that episode synopsis could apply to multiple? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Val/Thor tordenguden 2019-03-20 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Every episode is the same. Once Jane sleeps, we should watch some. And drink. Drink every time there is a disapproving look. Drink every time a place is as filthy as your quarters. Drink every time an employee dares to speak back to his superior. I can think of many reasons to drink while watching. (Reply to this) (Parent)