Hey. Listen. I know we're all kinda waiting for something to top the Sharknado incident or for someone to get arrested or whatever BUT, hear me out. I got a gig being a DJ at Retro Club NYC this week on Friday night. All of you who are of age to go to a Terran club should come and dance and drink and have fun so they might actually hire me.

I'm looking at you Asgardians especially since I know you all can party.

So there's apparently some universe slapping that's happened by a wizard and now this is the network we can all talk on so that we know who is and isn't affected?

How does that even work?

But, uh, hi everyone. I'm Peter. Parker. Peter Parker, that's me.

> Karen, it's Frank.

> New number.

> I'm so sorry. I think I need your help.