I'm on Broadway trying to get people to fucking stay inside but they keep insisting on recording and taking pictures instead of boarding their windows and getting to safety. I can withstand the winds and I've dodged a few things but they can't and they're dying but they won't listen is there any sort of guideline book to deal with shit like this? I don't even know what a shark is.

Someone come over and throw me at one I wanna ride it.

Okay so I know New York is known for its amazing places to eat, but flying sharks? I think that's taking sushi a little too far don't you think?

Also, people are idiots

I stopped a dude from taking his picture with what he thought was a dead shark, but turns out it was more like Jaws and it would've taken his head off

Beginning to think coming out of retirement was a really bad idea

Are flying fish common place on Midgard?