February 3rd, 2018


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Breaking News Broadcast


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    Many TVs in the greater New York area were having their regularly scheduled programs disrupted by an emergency alert sound, broken by a news broadcast. On the screen was Christine Everhart, WHIH's lead anchor woman, flawlessly ready for her close up. And some awards for best news broadcast.

    "We have breaking news. We're recieving reports of atmospheric disturbances over various parts of Manhattan, Queens, and Brooklyn. Camera crews are racing to set up on the scene throughout the city. In the meantime, we have lead reporter Reed Wright with us by phone. We'll have visuals shortly. Reed, can you describe what you're seeing right now?"

    "Christine, I'm two blocks away from the news building in Lower Manhattan. Moments ago we could see these...uhh...they looked little black holes in the sky opening up. I thought it was another alien invasion, but now it looks more like a freaky storm. Wait. There's tornadoes coming down from the sky! I see one right now! There's...I think there's things inside them?"

    "Things?" Behind the news desk, Christine Everhart looked appropriately shocked while staring right at the camera. Translation: her reaction looked like it was forged from plastic at the Bad Acting factory. "What kind of things?"

    'I think it's...wait, are those fish? There's fish in there!' )

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[Network Post]


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Voice post. Suited up. Calling dibs on the Upper West Side, unless someone wants to split it and go halfsies with me. Before I say anything further, gotta start off by saying I hope no one gets hurt. Civilians. Police. Puppies. My dad never bought me a puppy. I made a robot instead.

It might seem like that would embarrass me, but I have no shame.

SHARKNADO IS REAL? OH HELL YES.

While the U.N. schedules a debate about it, I'm not missing this...I mean, missing on helping out. It's local, not worldwide. I've got a whole new multi-targeting system upgrade to test out.

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Texts to Parker and Potts


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[text to Peter Parker]

> 💩
> 🦈🌪️

[text to Pepper Potts]

> I know you're out of town working.
> Was gonna fly out for hot date night.
> Sharknado happened.
> Is late hot date night ok?


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[Network Post]


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Midgard is an amusing place.

Worry not. I will endeavor to aid your beleaguered city from the easternmost side of your center park. Know as well, I have spared Lady Darcy from witnessing the horrors of this city being rampaged by fish with sharp teeth thrown from whirlwinds. She is quite safe. As you can see for yourselves. )

You're welcome.