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[Sep. 22nd, 2011|02:18 am] |
This is interesting. New. Old. Exciting. Complex. I'm alive. Dead. I was alive. I am alive. I wasn't alive. I'm alive again. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2011|06:36 pm] |
This place is certainly strange, but I shall make the best of it. Merry, would it be all right if I was to work in your establishment for awhile? I'm afraid I have no idea how one dances with poles, and I have no wish to learn.
I did not care for the looks that man gave me one bit.
I think it'd be best to find somewhere else to stay. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2011|06:48 pm] |
Good, things are back to normal now, finally. |
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[Sep. 20th, 2011|07:07 pm] |
I'm a little disappointed that my sword doesn't go "boioioioioioioioioing" anymore when I thwack it against things. That was pretty neat.
Not needing to shave wasn't bad either. |
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[Sep. 12th, 2011|11:55 pm] |
... a few of the corpses on the slabs here just started dancing a la 'Thriller'.
I'm going to say something I have never said before, but is the only thing that seems appropriate right now. Oy vey. |
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[Sep. 11th, 2011|02:12 pm] |
Oh, my first tattoo is back! I had missed it. Other than that, is something different? I do not notice it much in myself! |
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[Sep. 11th, 2011|05:38 pm] |
Loki seems to be talking (or I'm going insane) and my tattoos and armour are back. Not sure whether to be happy about this, or... just very confused.
Probably safest to be a mix of both. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2011|09:53 pm] |
So on one hand, my armor's back!
On the other hand I seem to have a permanent case of stubble now. No matter how much I shave it just stays there. Like it's made of rubber.
Actually, I think my sword might be made of rubber now too. That's not going to be very useful. |
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[Sep. 10th, 2011|02:51 am] |
My vallaslin are back. Thought I'd never see these again... |
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[Sep. 9th, 2011|06:34 pm] |
The true insult is that my blade was downgraded. |
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[Sep. 10th, 2011|12:15 am] |
I thought I was rid of these accursed things. |
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[Sep. 5th, 2011|11:20 pm] |
Got the job! I'm now an honest-to-Andraste policeman, complete with shiny uniform and a gun that I might even be able to hit something with someday. I'd still rather have a sword and shield, and I'd definitely rather have armor than this bulletproof whatever--does it really work?--but when in Orlais and all that.
Though it would stop the local gangs in their tracks to see a man in full-plate armor wearing a sword running towards them and shouting, don't you think? Maybe I should see if I can get special permission to try it. Might scare a few of the local drug dealers into sobriety. |
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[Sep. 5th, 2011|12:44 am] |
....Did I just see...
Batman?! |
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[Aug. 27th, 2011|06:32 pm] |
Alistair, are we still on for next week, right? I'm thinking pizza this time. |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2011|05:44 pm] |
Wish me luck, all. I have an interview in a few days to see if I can join the local police force. Maker willing, I'll soon have a job that lets me actually wear clothes.
...so, uh, if that falls through, does it really stay warm all year-round here in California like everyone says? Because come winter, this lifeguarding thing is going to get unpleasant as opposed to just awkward, if so.
( Aveline. ) |
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[Aug. 19th, 2011|06:15 pm] |
God, I'm fine, people stop asking! I'm glad so many people worry about me, but yeesh. I'm just going to go see the new Conan movie and eat a boatload of movie nachos. Mmm, pecs and fake cheese. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2011|01:17 am] |
Hey Anders! What's it like not being possessed?
Are there any cute guys around here I can flirt with to make my boyfriend jealous enough that he doesn't mind me calling him my boyfriend?
Also, why aren't there more all-night coffee places? Want more coffee. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2011|10:53 pm] |
New friends, new hobbies, hopefully soon a new job, plus I've found someone to spar with, plus all the mochas I can drink. I'm beginning to like it here.
And this pizza stuff? Best invention ever. I think I could eat it for the rest of my life and be happy. Especially with double cheese and pepperoni. |
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[Aug. 9th, 2011|05:47 pm] |
Oh, hey, guess who's in Cirque now? YEEE!
Anybody want to go get celebratory sweets? (Or salts, I'm open to suggestions. Or both!) |
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[Aug. 7th, 2011|08:09 pm] |
Greetings,
I just wanted to put a message up here to apologize for my rather odd message upon my arrival a while ago....a week? I am not used to the User World terminology yet for increments of time.
I am Tron - a computer security program. I had written the message under the calculation that I was still within the computer. An awkward error on my apart. I know a friend of yours named Quorra - she's been helping me with ah...dealing with my unique situation. I should still be -in- the computer system, yet I am here, where Users come from. Correction: One of the places where Users come from....
I could never have imagined the realm of the Users....what we programs called the realm of the invisible.....could be like this. |
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[Aug. 4th, 2011|06:46 pm] |
I - um. Might not be as "normal" as I've been complaining about all these years.
And it's kind of freaking me out. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2011|10:19 pm] |
Man, I'm bored.
Anybody want to spar? |
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[Aug. 1st, 2011|11:35 pm] |
( Penelope )
Right. Um. Thought you all might want to know. Aaron asked me to marry him, and I've said yes. So look for wedding invites at some point? I'm not about to do anything very fancy, and I'm certainly not wearing white, before anyone asks. But I sort of ... wanted to let you all know. You're my mates. |
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[Jul. 26th, 2011|11:09 am] |
Been a while since I put one of these up, and seems like we've had another wave of newcomers.
Usually goes a little something like: Hey, name's Bobby Singer, and I've got a folklore and supernatural library to rival the one at the Vatican (God told me herself, when she was here and playing at being the pope) so if you've got trouble with a haunting or a possession or a critter, or if you just want to read up just in case, I'm your go-to guy.
You can drop me a line here, or give me a call [ph#] to make an appointment. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|11:17 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | alistair, anders, anonymous author, damien thorn, dar prethan, dib membrane, draco malfoy, erik lensherr, ferb fletcher, phoebe, sebastian vael, sohma hatori, sohma shigure, tara maclay, tony stonem, varric tethras | ] |
Hello, beautiful people of Oz! It's been quite some time since I've been able to grace these boards with the work of the Anonymous Author. I come bearing three treasures, straight from the brilliant mind of the Anonymous Author.
As always, I will direct any feedback, compliments, or gifts to the Anonymous Author. Enjoy!
( Close your eyes and believe! )
( Two men of superior taste )
( Valor on velour ) |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|06:43 pm] |
When I checked my pockets and pack for anything that may give me at least some hint to whom I replaced. I found no identification. Just a set of filthy clothes, a box of something called matches and a few pouches of powder that when I tried to set aflame, started to spark into a variation of colors! Some colors I've never even been able to perform with my magic!
I gathered a crowd doing so. They started throwing coins and pieces of paper into my pack when I set it before me to do a few more tricks. Considering that I found myself to be pretty much coinless, this could be a perfect way to generate some income. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2011|08:47 pm] |
...Okay, apparently whoever I replaced divorced someone a year or so ago. He keeps sending me creepy messages.
Is it okay for me to set him on fire if he doesn't stop? Waking up to yet another text that says 'come on, baby, one more chance!' may make me crack. |
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[Jul. 17th, 2011|10:37 am] |
So, this is probably a totally newb question, but... Aliens are real here? |
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[Jul. 17th, 2011|01:38 am] |
It has been several years since I was even part of the Game, but elements of being in this world, assuming someone else's life, remind me a little too much of that. It seems I've replaced a musician? At least that is something I can do. Though is it the custom here to show so much skin when fully clothed? I am not so sure how I feel about that... |
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[Jul. 15th, 2011|03:40 pm] |
Holy crap, I got an audition for Cirque Du Soleil. Soon I could terrify people en masse!
I might not be able to blow things up like everyone else in my family, but I'm bendy. I think that has to count for something. |
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[Jul. 15th, 2011|09:49 am] |
( Aveline ) |
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[Jul. 14th, 2011|08:58 pm] |
All right, I should probably be grateful to be living in a world with no darkspawn. No worries about getting woken up in the middle of the night by an attack of shrieks, no getting sent into the Deep Roads to investigate no-one-knows-what...instead I'm getting paid to sit on a beach surrounded by largely naked people. Many of them women. Very pretty women. Who might drown, in which case I'd get to save the day and be a hero, hurrah.
...so why am I so bored?
I tried to buy a sword and shield just so I could get in some practice on the side, even if it doesn't look like I'll need it here, but Maker's teeth, the paperwork...and one merchant even threatened to call the police when I asked about it. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2011|04:36 pm] |
Maker's breath, I've never seen a storm like that before! Though I think the better question is where am I? |
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[Jul. 10th, 2011|05:49 pm] |
Blight... My head.
Hey! Where-- Where am I? Where is everyone? Where are all the darkspawn? |
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[Jul. 7th, 2011|10:30 pm] |
All right, where am I, how did I get here, and where in the Void are my pants?!?!!?!?!?!
Sweet Andraste have mercy, I told them this would happen if they let me lead! |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2009|09:21 am] |
I don't think I've been this happy in a very long time.
Really. I'm so fortunate to be here, to have a second chance, to have her living with me.
If someone would have asked me back in Ferelden what I thought I'd be doing in the next two months, it wouldn't have been this.
Not. That I have any regrets, or anything. |
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[Dec. 20th, 2009|07:13 pm] |
I am so excited for Christmas this year.
Hey, Alistair. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|05:05 pm] |
By the balls of my ancestors. What is going on? |
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