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Oh my GOD. It's almost Christmas and I CAN'T WAIT.

We need a movie marathon!! I remember this one from when I was a kid, right? It had Rudolph. And an elf that wanted to be a dentist and a dude who licked a... tool a lot? Does anyone remember that? It was really weird.

I found a movie disc called A Christmas Story.

I've heard this holiday tossed around by some here, that Christmas is coming?
We didn't have that where I'm from.
Does anyone know if this film is educational regarding what Christmas is?

Yoooo.

Are we like going to have a Halloween bash or something?
I think it'd be a lost opportunity if we just sit idle.

Alright. I have a vague remembrance of bringing home this motorbike in my backyard.

It's none of yours, right?

Also, I'm not crazy, I was a child just a couple days ago?

Gonna take a wild guess this wasn't something I did wrong.

Is this town on any kind of map that isn't homemade?

Anyone want this immortal flamingo. It's currently duct taped in this box. Someone come get it, or I'm lighting it on fire. It's on the front step.

[Babs]

Well. It all blew up in my face.

I've been spending a lot of time prowling the book collection at the library, and picking up books wherever I can find them to help keep our shelves stocked. I've gone through quite a few of them there.

I've just finished the book I was reading, and I'm ready to start another. Does anyone have any recommendations on what I should read next?

He's gone. I don't feel his presence anywhere.

I fed his porgs...

[Siri]

Is Master Kenobi upset with me?
Has he hidden himself in the Force somehow?

These new pink birds around town.

They are quite delicious.

Hey, does anyone know of a pool in this place? Or maybe can we build one? That might really help with this heat. Maybe there's a Wal-Mart on the other side of those Doors that has an above-ground pool? We could bring it back in pieces??

Who's with me?

Alright, then. It's been about a week since we've arrived and the welcoming party was as excellent as we deserved but now... hm.

Well. It's a bit boring here, isn't it? Someone tell me more about these doors and the experiences you've had through them. Colour me curious.

I'll tell you guys this....you throw one helluva party.

Does anyone happen to have any golden beets?

Private to Bucky

Can we borrow your goat?

Private to Remus

How are you feeling?

Okay, I'll bite. Where are we, what is this place, and who's screwing with my head now?

It wasn't funny the first 18 thousand times, it's not funny now, guys!

Harvey, if this is you, I swear to god, you need to get more creative.

I sneezed and Force pushed a lamp across the room.

What is this illness, and how do I get rid of it.

My head is pounding.

Uhm. So - Seems to me like there's a lot of people who aren't feeling great lately? Anyone need anything? Help? Soup? i'm pretty great at making soup?

maybe comment in even if you don't need anything just so we know you're not like...dead or something

My lightsaber has appeared.

I've been staring at it for two days.
Where did it come from. I lost it when I was ejected into space.

Now it's here.

Someone explain this.

Um.... so not to accuse you of anything, but you didn't tell anyone about me, did you?

I know there have been an influx of, um, interesting creatures as of late. But uh, just as a heads up, I suppose. If you see a flying dog. Don't freak out? His name is Krypto and he probably just wants to be your friend. Or a belly rub.

Uh...

Yeah. Okay.

So. Hi.