Washington, D.C. - In a surprising turn of events, the U.S. government has announced a final settlement with the Asgadians and Dr. Jane Foster, world renowned astrophysicist. Charges were dropped in exchange for community service from Thor Odinson, and an additional $10 million in restitution for damages caused by the storm that hit New York.

Thor's brother, Loki, remains in military custody. His precise location is unknown due to pre-trial security concerns. A trial for war crimes charges has been set for late September.



Manhattan, NY - Via press release, Thor and renowned astrophysicist, Dr. Jane Foster, announced they are getting married. According to the released statement, the couple are "happy to announce our engagement." Stark Industries CEO, Pepper Potts-Stark, is rumored to be assisting the couple with wedding planning. The invite-only celebrity wedding will take place "sometime in the near future" at an undisclosed location.