War Is Coming Communications.

That...isn't how it happened at all.

Villain!Jemma is an unreasonably unsettling idea.

And yes, I'm watching. This soap is just as weirdly addictive as most soaps. And hell, I've mainlined way worse.

Yeah, I knew my original decision not to watch the show was the right one.

And, now I need a drink. And to punch my dad for being an idiot

[Belle]

How are you settling in?

I really meant to say something sooner, but as soon as I arrived here, I was kidnapped to the strangest tea party. It was really very odd.

And then I needed a few days to wrap my head around this.

So...this is another world? I've had enough of those, I think But Maybe a fresh start will be a good thing.

tea party-goers.

It was very nice to meet you all, in spite of the circumstances.

alice.

Are you okay? You seemed upset the other day.

I should stop giving into that temptation. Although, twice in nine months isn't as bad as it could be.

[OOC: Spoilers for this week's Once upon a Time may appear in comments]

I actually did not want tea this morning. I woke up, went to pour it and it just didn't...I don't know.

This has legitimately never happened in my entire life

Belle, Belle! I got us Disney Princess mugs!

The party was absolutely wonderful. Ariel you made an amazing Disney me.

Thank you Marcel for being an amazing host. Though your decorations did confuse me at first!

I've been thinking about letting other people near the books hiring a library assistant for the magic library. You'll need a genuine love of books and ability to organise. Beyond that I'm not fussy about bits of paper or anything. I can teach you all of it.

Also Loki? Do they have to put themselves back? The books? It takes so much fun out of the day.

If anyone wishes to discuss it in depth I will be at the party tomorrow.

I'm being brought there on a date you see.

Is everyone...

Can anyone see this?

Rumple are you here? Am I back?

Look I...I didn't want to say it but it might not be Elena.

I adore that girl, she's a very good friend to me, but Pan works like this, lies and tricks and he twists things.

I'm just worried

Well, I was hoping it'd be a couple more years before this happened but I suppose she doesn't sound too bad. That should have been me

How's France?  Having fun?

[Filtered to Sarah Manning]

Dad and Belle are on holiday.  Pretty much bored out of my mind.

Fancy seeing a proper fairytale castle?  It's the Dark Castle.  So, not full of unicorns and rainbows.  But, it is pretty awesome.

you shouldn't listen to the pirate

he's just lonely

and doesn't like that you and grandpa are happy and he doesn't get to be happy because my mom loves graham and not him

I don't understand how one man can have so much hate for another.

I don't understand him, I've tried. I have. And I'm not naieve I know why he hates you. Its because of Milah. 

But he can't let it go.

Can you take me somewhere, remote, just us. I think I need that for a day or two. Just you and me

If we're going to have a pie eating contest next weekend at the carnival, then we're going to need some actual pies to put on tables. Is anyone interested in helping me with the baking?

On the one hand... When did porn in regular movie theaters become okay?

On the other? Damn. And to think that's all mine. Do you see these shirtless clips? Mine. Aaaaall mine.

Be right back, I need to go assault my boyfriend for a bit.

Are you going to come to the Karaoke, tomorrow night?