War Is Coming Communications.

So, since fair is fair. I want to do a girls calendar as well as a guys one.

Any more nominations for the girls? Since I think I only have about four or five so far. And, so I might just put a pic of me on all of the pages that aren't filled.

Oh, and I need a panel to choose them as well. Any volunteers?

[Panel for the guys calendar*]

Okay, so should probably look at actually choosing our 12 hotties.

Most of the nominations can be seen here. But, also includes my nominations of Hale, Dyson and Vex.

List me your top 12 in order of preference and I'll score them all.

[*OOC: Panel consists of Tamsin, Felicia, Kenzi, Caroline, Alison Hendrix, Ginger, Rose Weasley, Kol, Rosemarie and Lilu]

Would it be worth putting together a list of displaced, and natives who are sort of in on all this (Hi!) owned places that are hiring? Which we can then link to people?

Since we've had such a big influx lately, and they all keep asking about it.

I'll start.

• The Roadhouse | Bar | Owned by Jo Harvelle


• Bed of Roses | Bar | Owned by Lexi and Lee Branson


• The Med Bay | Medical Centre for the Displaced | Run by Martha Jones and Simon Tam


• Stark Industries | Weapons and Technology Company | Owned by Tony Stark (The sexy movie one)


• The Sweet Tooth | A bakery | Owned by Jane Bennet

I have a grumpy.

I should not have a grumpy, it was only a week ago that I was celebrating my one year wedding anniversary with my gorgeous wife.

Now I'm wanting to burn certain wife-murderers again.

Someone talk me down from that urge.

Alright, people seem to be upset about things.

So, I thought I could cheer us up a bit with something a bit fun.

How about we all list five things that we're grateful for?

I'll start:

1. I have wonderful friends like Belle, Caroline, Rose and Elena.
2. I have my bracelet which gives me legs.  Thank you Regina.  Even if it was in payment rather than you making up for ruining
3. I have the opportunity to learn so much about humans here.  And, you've all been so nice and answered my questions.
4. I know that I am going to get my happy ending when the seal decides to send me home.
5. Ice Cream!  I still think it's my favourite human food.

Someone point me in the direction of some alcohol.

Orlando Bloom apparently punched out Bieber.

Can we send him a gift basket? I wanna send him a gift basket

ETA: I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS POST! AND ANY WHO FURTHER COMMENT WITH JOY.

...except you Damon. Never you.

I have no idea what is even happening right now, but I am...definitely liking it. Is this what the 60s felt like?

So, I heard talk of Karaoke and laser tag? Is this a thing anyone can get in on?

So, as promised I have made a mine turtle.  Don't worry, no live turtles were harmed in the process.

Also, it has a very nice strong box, and a safety switch to make sure you don't press the button by accident.

Lee, Lexi, want me to bring it over.

[Picture of a mine turtle robot thing attached]

Ares and I need a new place to live.

Lee, Lexi-- you were right can I pull some double shifts? I've got extra time on my hands.

Stefan? If you get this, please call me back!

[pause]

This is, like, the tenth voicemail I've left you. Where are you?

[pause]

Just tell me you're alright. Please.

[long pause]

We'll get through this, but we need to go home right now. Jeremy needs me.

Please just call me.

So, I have agreed to make a Mine Turtle for Lee and Lexi.  But, I need some things.

Could someone point me in the direction of the nearest army base?  And potentially the nearest pharmaceutical labs?

[Lee and Lexi]

I have drawn up plans.  Do you want to see them?  I can bring them to the bar.

Is there a mine turtle in Lawrence? Everywhere I go, I hear that little voice of greeting. I would normally question if such a thing were possible, but this is Lawrence, so it actually has to be clarified. Is there a mine turtle, or is my wife trolling me?

My wife is trolling me, isn't she. She wants a mine turtle. So much. I tried to offer her a normal turtle, but no, apparently this is not a thing that is okay. The only turtle that is an acceptable turtle is a mine turtle.

FYI Lawrence.

Dean Winchester and I are done professionally.

He hunted in a Haunted Cheese Factory.

Let me be clear.

A HAUNTED. CHEESE. FACTORY. 

And he went alone, stopped the haunting, and got him some cheese.

So I declare him a jerk. Unless he makes cheese grills happen

Hey Lawrence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My brother, is getting married in a few weeks, and I'm his Best Man!  He is the best brother a vampire could ask for.  And I managed to get him drunk enough to sit through a lap dance from a male stripper, courtesy of Kol.

Oi, Mikaelson!  Best idea ever!  That was hilarious!

Also!  We need a teleporter!  Any volunteers?

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Elijah

Since I can't be there for Bo's party. I totally sorted your costume for you. And in no way took inspiration from a certain internet meme involving unicorns

So, stag night.  I was thinking the third weekend of May.  Since the girls are doing the second weekend.  And I know Lexi will insist on doing both.

So does that work for everyone?

I just had Damon Salvatore drunkenly apologize to me for killing Lexi.

What the hell?

[lexi]

i'm sorry i was a douche.,  and tyjat i killed oyu.  shouldn't have,  but i felt bad about the roof, felt guilty.  and out of sight out of mind.

now, feel guolty bout killing you.  everytime i sees you post/  dont deal well with guilt.

[lee]

sorry immma idiot.

[rose]

think i might love you, sorta, amybe.

[stef]

i've been a basd brother.  sorry, bout lexi, bout everything.

So, cover for the bar is sorted for the night of that ball thing, because Lexi, my wife, my love? We're going.

Next time there's a karaoke night, hopefully it'll be my night off. Tell me someone sang some Bon Jovi on our behalf?!