War Is Coming Communications.

Fuck the wagon. I'm drinking a liquor store.

Does anyone else suddenly want fucking Rufio to show up around here?

Also, Pam. I looked at a couple places for the club today. Took videos so you can give them a look over since you can't exactly run over there when the realtor is willing.

Some days, I wish I had one of those phones with a camera. The look on Bobby's face when I showed up to the Latin lesson in the cassock with the collar was just freakin' priceless. Little mean, maybe, but us ex-communicated heathens gotta get our kicks where we can. Don't suppose anybody else happened to snap a picture of it?

[OOC: Backdated to 8/31. Fourth group includes (unless there has been a change recently) Cole Turner, Hermione Granger, Connor Reilly, Mara Jade Skywalker, and Bruce Banner.]

All ready for camp during the next week, which starts tomorrow. Can't wait to see what can be learned from it. Never heard the word idjit yet, aside from previous campers

[Group Four]
I'm all set to go when we're ready and could get us there in a few seconds or less if a magic taxi type travel is alright. Hermione, I know you requested that method too and have tried it once before, so I can take you soon, whenever you're ready. Offer's open to other members of the group too if they want to. Unless they have other means of going that's preferred, that's alright too.

I'm getting really restless here. Not used to staying in one place so long.

Working on buying a building for the new Glass Slipper, though. So, if anyone is interested in retail work the option is out there.

Hunting is not the same as espionage. That's for sure.

[Tom Judge]
Your ass still here?

[Sam Winchester]
You got any hunts you want to throw my way? Preferably something not connected to bringing a rookie.

Also, congrats on the kid.

[Katniss & Peeta]
You two holding up all right?

[Text to Darcy]
> How you doing, mama?

...is it normal for women in this time to air dirty laundry or pick fights with one another about trivial stuff...?

Can't help but notice the people bitching about the bitching are bitching as much as those who originated the bitching.

And they're equally useless.

So shut up. All of you. Draw a line under it and move the hell on. And get our people back and line up for the apocalypse. If you don't want to, then go hide until Douchecanoe eats you or whatever.

This has been a 'Lexi Branson is bored of your Stupid' mission statement.

Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake Luck, it ain't enough, you've got to make your own breaks

Listen to the wisdom of Bon Jovi. Then worship me accordingly

PS: My post will not turn into a bitchfest. I will ignore like its my job

Since I can't sleep anymore I may as well be productive I guess Right then, I've gotten in touch with Bobby Singer. For those who don't know Bobby is a hunter. A demon expert from this world. He's willing to teach those of you 18 and older about demons and other things that go bump in the night. I've taken his camp twice, and it will not waste your time if you want to arm yourself and be able to fight back. He's agreed to take on small groups at a time. He is located in South Dakota. Now I understand that is a ways to go, but we have a few options here. We have those who can teleport. Would any of you be willing to do so? Or if not I've got a car, I can get you up to see him if there are interested parties. at least nobody has touched my car sinceHe'll teach you everything you need to know from the exorcism to basic weaponry. I'm not trying to scare anyone but these things could very well save your life in this world. It isn't mandatory but it is highly recommended that you at the very least educate yourself about what we are facing.

He has places for everyone to sleep, and you will be fed and such but it isn't the ritz. It'll be much like boot camp-okay basically is boot camp.

This could probably interest those of you who are on team Research, he has an extensive library on pretty much anything you could think to ask for. He has a room lined with books ranging from Devil's traps to pixies.

Those of you who want in I will add to a list on this post.

[Edited Information]
Camp lasts a week. Dates are flexible. I'll add those in as you guys tell me what you need.

The first group would leave Tomorrow. Wednesday August 2nd at 6pm and be home by August 9th. So far I've got:
Ryoko
Stephanie Brown
Peter Vincent
Robin Hood
Harry Lockhart
SECOND GROUP August 13th-19th:
Abby
Lancelot
Natasha Romanoff
Claudia Donovan
Elena Gilbert
Darcy Ainsley

THIRD GROUP August 20ith-26th:
Myka Bering
Wyatt Halliwell
Oliver Queen
Cara Mason
Kimberly Corman
Marian Knighton

FOURTH GROUP September 1st-7th
Cole Turner
Hermione Granger
Connor Reilly
Mara Jade Skywalker
Luke Skywalker
Bruce Banner

FITH GROUP september 7-13
Abraham Lincon
Luke Skywalker
Pete Lattimer
Merlin
[Sam]
How are you doing?

Your steel carriages. How do they work?

Excuse me?

Can anyone tell me where I am? I seem to have been kidnapped. No need to panic, I'm okay. I must have been drugged, somehow, because I don't remember anything since going to bed last night.

It was probably someone from one of our competing schools for regionals that noticed my talent and they know they can't win. I understand, it's one of the prices of fame. But I need to get back home, I haven't done my morning routine and I can't miss out a day.

Why the fuck am I in fucking Kansas? I have shit to do and no god damn time for this bullshit!

And why the fuck can't I reach Ginger's phone?

Fucking Sookie, what did she do now? This is the last time I do that fairy a fucking favor!

I'm in a god damn walmart sweat suit meant for an old lady that can't see an inch in front of her god damned nose. If I don't get some answers soon I will personally eat and kill anyone involved and I'll like it. It'll be therapeutic. You don't want to test me, so someone better get to talking before I have to do something that you're going to regret. I'm already pissed off. Trust me, you don't want to make it worse on yourself.

[Filtered; Legolas]
The air is difficult to breathe in this place. But, it is a small complaint. How fare you?

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[filtered against evil]
Forgive my recent silence, friends. Lawrence of Kansas America has required time to learn of the oddities.

I would like to meet many of you, particularly those learned in lore of Lucifer and his demons. It is necessary that we learn all that we can of our enemies before we may hope to create an alliance against them.

There is a house of books, a library I believe it is called in the tongues of men. I will begin the search there.



Additionally, how would you explain the functions of the mechanic birds in the sky?

People who came to help Katniss last night (I believe Cindy, Tom, Oliver, and Peeta?)
Thank you. I don't think I ever said.
[[ooc: yeah last night as soon as they had the bomb off her she yelled at Peeta a little for coming, or tried to, but mostly just ended up sort of trying to shout at him and hitting him in the chest a couple times and then just hugging him and tuning everything else out. So this is your belated rescue thank you because, as Effie would say, MANNERS]]

Prim
I'm sorry
Are you okay
Are you running out of movies yet?

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree
Where I told you to run, so we'd both be free?
Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it seem

If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

[[ooc:semtex singing a verse of this song like a creeper!]]

Okay people.

Life sucks, there's a psychopath out there killing people on his final run to his own personal death star or whatever. But until then.

I bring you meme!

1. Go to Youtube
2. Find a song that suits your personality or that has the best memory for you or you just plan adore
3. Post it.

Rules: Nothing that'll bring us down, basically unless you're Sam Winchester and emo indie crap is all you know. In which case I will allow it, but oh how I will mock you.

I meanwhile will be submitting the following. No one be surprised. '87 in the Garden bitches!

I bid you good evening,

I am Maedhros, Lord of the House of Feanor and Sovereign Prince of Mithrim. I am unfamiliar with many of you, but I come to you to share words and inquire about this war we face together. Though we remain apart, as factions without organisation or force, it is my hope to unite our numbers into a solidified unit against our enemies. I do know that training within the establishment The Roadhouse occurs, but preparation for battle is but the beginning.

I would ask that if you so desire to stand against the forces seeking dominion over this world, then provide some degree of your skills here to me or those you trust. Given such information I, in conjunction with my kinsman, may determine what potential an army may contain.

If you have no desire to take part in this sharing of information, then disregard what I write here. Should your hesitation be result of doubt in my intentions or my honor, then I bid you ask your questions of me and I shall answer.

Not quite accurate.

Maybe I should get high right about now, though?

[Darcy Ainsley]

What's up with you lately, Darce, haven't talked in a little bit?

[Andy]

Not even going to bother to beat around the bush. Word is you're the guy to talk to about getting my hands on some pot. If you point me in the right direction or have some to sell I'll compensate real damn well.

...what's Tumblr? Why are there whole "tumblr"s dedicated to me...and for the love of all things, why do they have pictures of Ben in them?!

[Filtered against Katniss & Prim]
And...does anyone know of or have a good sleep remedy...? I can't Without Katniss here with I'm exhausted all the t

[Tony Stark & personnel staff (Ms. Potts, right?)]
Thanks for not firing me; I know I've been out a long time and I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you.

I don't understand why you all complain so much about a day to celebrate parents. I mean I get not all of you had happy lives, and I really do get it, the closest thing I had to a father was Azazel, (bad guy demon for those of you that don't remember)

But some people care about it, some people are missing those people in their lives today more than usual so...y'know, how about not publicly angsting for a day

Stupid holiday 2.0.

Seriously, let's bring on Grandparents' Day. Give me the trifecta, here.

For the record, this man is my father, and this man is an idiot.