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Tweak says, "I LOVE THE QAFANDOM."

Pamela Swynford De Beaufort (iamnotahooker) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-07-19 21:49:00

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damon salvatore, daryl dixon, jeremy gilbert, lois lane, pamela swynford de beaufort, peter vincent, tom judge

Filtered Against 'Evil'
Why the fuck am I in fucking Kansas? I have shit to do and no god damn time for this bullshit!

And why the fuck can't I reach Ginger's phone?

~~Fucking Sookie, what did she do now? This is the last time I do that fairy a fucking favor!~~

I'm in a god damn walmart sweat suit meant for an old lady that can't see an inch in front of her god damned nose. If I don't get some answers soon I will personally eat and kill anyone involved and I'll like it. It'll be therapeutic. You don't want to test me, so someone better get to talking before I have to do something that you're going to regret. I'm already pissed off. Trust me, you don't want to make it worse on yourself.

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	frostandsnow 2012-07-20 01:52 am UTC (link)
	You are delightful! I just felt you should know. You're in Kansas because a biblical seal decided we needed more sassy profanity in our lives. I agree with it personally. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's a first. Can't say threatening to eat someone has ever gotten that reaction before. Thanks. A biblical seal. You've got to be shitting me, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	frostandsnow 2012-07-20 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well you won't. If you're a vampire you'll drink what we let you drink or from the willing. Or we'll stake your ass. Nope, unlocked hell and Lucifer itself. Welcome to the apocalypse honey. Oh and here. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/wariscomingcom/2379977.html I made a thing a while back (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I see True Blood isn't an option among those. Am I supposed to assume ~~that nasty shit~~ it doesn't exist here? You're fucking serious about this apocalypse bullshit aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	theyalwaysdie 2012-07-20 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Making threats of eating and killing people probably won't win you many friends here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
	And who said I wanted friends? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theyalwaysdie 2012-07-20 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Considering you're going to be stuck here until the Seal thing sends you back, it might be wise to have some friends. And given you're talking of eating people I'm going to guess vampire? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	judgeofman 2012-07-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Hell of an entrance. 'Fraid you can't eat the Devil, though. I hear he frowns on that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 02:02 am UTC (link)
	I do try. So, we have a biblical seal and the devil. What kind of religious fucking bullshit do you people have going on here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	judgeofman 2012-07-20 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Revelations. Devil's not just in Georgia anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	gotsomeballs 2012-07-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't know any Ginger, but pretty much how I felt when I showed up here, too. Something about another goddamned apocalypse. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Another, I don't quite recall an actual apocalypse in the last hundred something years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotsomeballs 2012-07-20 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I got sucked out of one and thrown into this one instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	new vamp salvatorescrow 2012-07-20 02:18 am UTC (link)
	~~I feel like I should tell~~ So you know, this place is chock full of stake-toting folks who aren't too fond of vampires. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	What am I supposed to call you Old Vamp? iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Aren't they all. I've yet to find a human capable of staking me yet. Noted, though. Is it safe to say none of the hierarchy bullshit exists here? No king, queen, or sheriff of this area? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sassy vamp salvatorescrow 2012-07-20 02:28 am UTC (link)
	No kings or any of that, though there is one who thinks very highly of herself. Then again, you two might get along famously. I'm Damon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Why are you in that sweat suit in the first place? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Because I don't go to ground in designer clothes. Especially not when making a new vampire. That'd just be a waste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Ever tried pajamas? They make cute ones. Are you a vervain vamp, Dracula-ish, or a new breed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	feelingepic 2012-07-20 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well hello new vamp. Names Lexi. No killing. I'll sadface. Then kick your ass. While possibly still sadfacing. Beyond that, welcome to Lawrence. Have people filled you in? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-20 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	It's just grand how everyone assumes I'm going to leave a trail of bodies in my wake. I'm a vampire not a fucking serial killer. And getting bitten can actually be quite the pleasant experience, it's why there are so many fangbangers back home. Pam. And I've been filled in for the most part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feelingepic 2012-07-22 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	I assume the worst. But I like being proven wrong so if I am. Good. Welcome to Lawrence. If you find willing people to feed from. Go for it. No objections here. Just be subtle. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	smokingmagician 2012-07-20 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh bloody hell, it would be you ~~I am sooooo glad I'm already drunk right now, makes this a lot easier~~ I swear to fucking god, I think there's some kind of vampire magnet here. You're like the fifth fuckin one to show up in the last three fucking weeks alone... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamnotahooker 2012-07-21 02:36 am UTC (link)
	You say that like it's a bad thing. Have a problem with vampires? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

smokingmagician
2012-07-21 02:59 am UTC (link)

~~BUGGER~~ Problem? Nope, I'm good ~~as long as you stay the fucking hell away from me~~. There's just a shit-ton of ~~bloodsuckers~~ vamps popping up lately. ~~And I'm just waiting for him to show up... at this rate, it's got to happen sooner or later~~

~~Right, so avoiding eye contact, start carrying silver... what else was there?~~
~~How about "stop talking to the vampire bitch, Vincent"? Fuck.~~

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