War Is Coming Communications.

OWWW MOTHERFFFF

Anyone else feel that just now? Bad enough I can't freaking sleep. We've got earthquakes, now? threw me right into the freaking countertop

Since I can't sleep anymore I may as well be productive I guess Right then, I've gotten in touch with Bobby Singer. For those who don't know Bobby is a hunter. A demon expert from this world. He's willing to teach those of you 18 and older about demons and other things that go bump in the night. I've taken his camp twice, and it will not waste your time if you want to arm yourself and be able to fight back. He's agreed to take on small groups at a time. He is located in South Dakota. Now I understand that is a ways to go, but we have a few options here. We have those who can teleport. Would any of you be willing to do so? Or if not I've got a car, I can get you up to see him if there are interested parties. at least nobody has touched my car sinceHe'll teach you everything you need to know from the exorcism to basic weaponry. I'm not trying to scare anyone but these things could very well save your life in this world. It isn't mandatory but it is highly recommended that you at the very least educate yourself about what we are facing.

He has places for everyone to sleep, and you will be fed and such but it isn't the ritz. It'll be much like boot camp-okay basically is boot camp.

This could probably interest those of you who are on team Research, he has an extensive library on pretty much anything you could think to ask for. He has a room lined with books ranging from Devil's traps to pixies.

Those of you who want in I will add to a list on this post.

[Edited Information]
Camp lasts a week. Dates are flexible. I'll add those in as you guys tell me what you need.

The first group would leave Tomorrow. Wednesday August 2nd at 6pm and be home by August 9th. So far I've got:
Ryoko
Stephanie Brown
Peter Vincent
Robin Hood
Harry Lockhart
SECOND GROUP August 13th-19th:
Abby
Lancelot
Natasha Romanoff
Claudia Donovan
Elena Gilbert
Darcy Ainsley

THIRD GROUP August 20ith-26th:
Myka Bering
Wyatt Halliwell
Oliver Queen
Cara Mason
Kimberly Corman
Marian Knighton

FOURTH GROUP September 1st-7th
Cole Turner
Hermione Granger
Connor Reilly
Mara Jade Skywalker
Luke Skywalker
Bruce Banner

FITH GROUP september 7-13
Abraham Lincon
Luke Skywalker
Pete Lattimer
Merlin
[Sam]
How are you doing?

I’m looking for eligible bachelorettes who meet the following criteria:

1. Can handle the superhero lifestyle. This may include, but is not limited to, your date leaving suddenly in the middle of a meal, not being around for days because of end of the world shenanigans, and owning a lot of spandex.

2. Likes bats.

3. Likes motorcycles.

4. Doesn’t mind the occasional brooding.

5. Open to a rope fetish.

If you meet most or really any of the criteria please answer this post.

When the hell are you people going to get some decent technology? I feel like I'm going to break this hunk of junk just by looking at it.

So I'm told I should check this place out and now here I am. See, Ayeka, I don't solve everything with violence. Not that I can rub it in your face since you aren't here.

What's so tough about this Lucifer guy that you haven't gotten rid of him yet? Your planet is still here and the place doesn't look nearly as bad as it should if there's a war going on. Where's the army? Where's the fighting? Where the hell are you keeping the good booze? Your liquor stores here are crap.