War Is Coming Communications.

Darcy, your boys have started creating their own cheers. On the one hand, it's precious and they're actually pretty creative. On the other, Conner's cheer was about bananas and Clark has decided bananas are gross. If your son never eats another banana, I apologise, it's hardly my fault.

Now I apparently get to get on a plane with my husband and two ghosts, one who is suspected KGB and refuses to answer the question when asked, and hit up a former Soviet country. Oh joyous day.

[John]

Take care of yourself, git. I'm only a phone call away. Don't let him get to you.

[Svetlana]

If you need to talk or anything, don't hesitate to ask, okay? I know we're not exactly close or We've come a long way but I just know this has to be a hard time for you and so many people depend on you as it is. If you ever need to talk to someone who doesn't need you for anything, a neutral party or something, well...I'm here.

[Filtered to medbay personnel]

I am heading out on a call, would someone be able to handle things here? Hopefully I shall not be gone overly long.


[Svetlana]

Something happened to Myka. Helena called me in hysterics. I am going over to her house to see what is wrong.

I got the house! On 10/1/12 I officially become a homeowner.

One of the very best things about this is the fact that I will get to do so much shopping to fill it the way I want.

Now, if someone would explain to my dear mother that I am more responsible than I was when I was six that would be fantastic.

I heard you were looking for a job. Still true?

[Texts to Darcy]
» How are the boys
» I hope you and the boy
» Do you guys
» Stop erasing and hit send Lois
» I hope you and the boys are doing okay
» I know Emma had to take Henry out of school because of the Meg situation
» I know you hate me we're not close or anything
» But if you guys need anything and I can help let me know

I am concluding that I have finally lost my mind because no one else can see her. But I can see her, hear her, touch her. These are clear signs of insanity. Clearly I should be put out of my misery before more time passes.

And if I have somehow miraculously not lost my mind, the asteroid that is passing the Earth right now is responsible.


[OOC: This post is unfiltered because Helena is flailing and having too many feels to be able to think about filtering. Also, pretend this was posted around like 3 or 4 am because I am passing out here.]

[Clark]
Hey...I know you're busy and the timing is probably shitty, but I was wondering if I could maybe call in a favor... It's more for the boys than for me.

[Florence]
When do you and Freddie start touring again...?

[Texts to Hermione, unanswered]
-Hey, just messaging to ask if you'd want to go over any of the stuff from camp.
-I'm certain most remember it afterward, but can't hurt to have it recorded to go back to later, to have files.
-Also heard Bobby has books about this world's dangers, you could probably ask him.
-And books about old myths, legends, folklore and stuff that pertains to the bad things here.
-Alright, so I'm going to see about getting a hunt or something. Best of luck to your work.

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[Added later, filtered against Evil and Katherine... and Jerry, added after talking to Darcy]

Hey, anyone talked to Hermione Granger recently? I tried contacting her to ask if she wanted to go over camp notes or to speak on the differences of magic where we're from. I'd assume she's busy, but.. she usually answers back. A lot, very talkative too, which makes it good to bounce ideas back and forth Could be that she got occupied with something or couldn't answer it in a library. Seems more likely that the Seal has sent her back home, though.

H-Hello? Can someone help? I think there's someone trying to kill me. I don't know how I got here... b-but there's a dead man in an alley and I think I might be next. Is anyone there?

[Edit] The signal goes dead.

The best thing about this place just vanished. Do people do that? They just vanish? I didn't want Buffy to Am I going to vanish? Are all of YOU going to vanish? Will we all just magically cease to exist? What's going on?!

Are you all still here...? It looks like the Seal decided it was time to kick us when we were down, apparently.


[Filter includes Florence, Helena, Svetlana, Dick, Clark, Kon, Allana, TK, Peter V, Hermione, Cindy, Katniss, Prim, Scorpius, Emma, Henry, Other Darcy, and probably about a zillion more I can't think of right now because I'm tired, so I apologize if I forgot anyone!]

Are you guys still here? Everyone's freaking out because a bunch of people just got sent back. Please tell me it's none of you, I know few enough people here as it is

Just so the people I actually care abo everyone is aware, I spent the day out house shopping. Not only that, but I submitted an offer for one. Now I only have to wait to hear back.

The house is stunning.

( Here's a picture! )

Clearly I'm going to be needing help in the demon/etc. proofing once it becomes mine as I have no idea how to do much of any of that.

I admit it. I don't get NASCAR. You drive around a track about a thousand times and basically just try and avoid killing each other and getting killed. And this is entertainment?

Chess may not be 'cool', but I'll take using my brain any day.

American football's not so bad, though. At least it's action packed.

Okay I suppose I'll take Kansas over being repeatedly killed for the amusement of a madman. where I was. But I know I didn't get myself here and things look way to...normal down here so...

Doctor, was this you? Did you get free? Where's Martha?

[Cheerleading squad]
So...long holiday weekend, lovelies. I will see you Tuesday, practice for tomorrow is cancelled and we didn't have one on Monday. Have a safe weekend! :)

[Hermione]
If you still need the pay, I'll take care of it and leave you some extra Tuesday when I'm back, but I'm going up to Indianapolis for the weekend, leaving tomorrow morning, and the boys are coming with so enjoy the long weekend, sweetie.

[Scorpius & Kurt]
I'm going out of town with Florence for the weekend. The boys & I are leaving tomorrow and we'll be back Monday evening. Try not to burn the house down while I'm gone ;)

...seeing as how it's Labor Day weekend, feel free to have a party if you want to use the place with a few rules:

1. If there's liquor, I don't want to know about it and be responsible.
2. Clean up after it.
3. My room & the boys' bedroom are off limits entirely.

[Scorpius]
I left you a few hundred in the safe. Don't spend it all in one place, sweetie :P

[Freddie]

Leaving this here because you'll just lose a note on the refrigerator.

There's 3 casseroles in the refrigerator, sandwich meat on the bottom shelf, and a tin of biscuits. You are not to call me whinging that you're starving, you're a big boy and you know the pizza delivery number. You are, however, allowed to call and tell me how very much you miss me.

Or you could always go out with Roger, you haven't done that in a while. Have a guys' night, make it a guys' weekend, even. You should have some fun and honestly, so should he.

...you sure you'll be okay for 3 days? What am I saying, you'll be fine. I love you.

[John]

Going out of town for a couple of days. Don't do anything ridiculous I'll have to slap you for later.

[Peter]

For the record, I always thought you were kind of an ass anyway

[Darcy]

Packed and ready to leave. I even finally narrowed it down to 3 pairs of shoes, be proud.

KNow whatI think??/ I think that thisa ...this thing. It's pretty fuckin brillant! and the pwople on ot are brilliat. mostl. exept cor evil bitchs. nd we should all go drinkkng again sonetime soon. LEXI and WESSLEY and TOM. and People. who arenot bitchesss. cuz its more funn with you guys.

[Texts to Peter]
» We need to Hey, I need to talk to you.
» When you get some time.

[Texts to Florence]
» ...I think I'm ending it.
» Can we go up to Indianapolis this weekend? Me, you, and the twins?

I'm afraid that some difficult matters have interfered with our little club yet again. I'd like to invite anyone that might be interested in doing so to feel free to run away, so to speak, with this idea.

I do not believe that at the moment I will be capable of following through with my intentions of arranging things.

And I'd like to apologize to you all for bringing the idea up but never quite managing to bring it to fruition.

[Allana]

[Jacen]

[Mara]

[Master Skywalker]

[Jaina]

[Master Skywalker & Mara]

I am uncertain as to what I should do now, to be quite frank.

[Allana]

How are you, sweetheart?