War Is Coming Communications.

I admit it. I don't get NASCAR. You drive around a track about a thousand times and basically just try and avoid killing each other and getting killed. And this is entertainment?

Chess may not be 'cool', but I'll take using my brain any day.

American football's not so bad, though. At least it's action packed.

Fuck
Not again
Fucking hell

Has anyone seen Angel? She hasn't decided to go on some trip to god knows where has she?

So the theater project been brought up on the boards twice now. I think it's time we all met up in person to discuss exactly what we want to do and start drawing up some plans. Let's say Monday, around 2PM, in the complex library, since that's nice and handy. If you can't make that, that's fine, just let me know and I'll meet with you at another time so everyone stays in the loop on this.

[EDIT]
Forgot to take into account that a couple of you are attending school that day, so I'm rescheduling this just a bit for 4PM

[ooc: and let's also pretend I was prompt about this edit and not utterly distracted by other things!]

I seem to have settled well. I have signed up for school and there is a possibility I will be able to do some training there. Although that is far from enough, of course, I need a lot more practice than that and my schedule is still far too free.

I was advised against looking up this TV show, Glee, where I'm supposed to be from. But I have looked up this actress who has my face. At least she seems talented enough and she has a very short Broadway career (unlike how mine will be). I need to find out more about her, but that is not my focus at the moment.

For now, I'm looking for productions that may be casting, or people interested in starting one. I can do most of everything that is required for a production, but I will need people to work for me because although I am perfectly capable of giving everyone direction, I can't do it all myself.

ooc: Basically, the filter includes anyone she speaks to, RENT characters and otherwise.
You ever miss someone so much it hurts?

[Filtered to Brittany]

Rachel's here. Don't know if you saw. You might want to talk to her, help her get settled. At least she knows you. I hope she does, anyway Just remember to be really gentle about all of this, it can be scary.

[Filtered to Maureen]

The new girl, Rachel. You look exactly like her mom. Do me a favor and try not to totally freak her out, okay? Also, she's really into musicals. So...yeah. She'll probably recognize your name. You're finally a celebrity, Maureen.

I don't know if either of you saw the post or not, but that Peter guy posted the other day about starting up a theatre group. But musicians and such are welcome, too. So if either of you are interested, talk to him. There seems to be several people interested so far. Just passing it along for something fun to do between the fucking insanity of this place?

This is directed particularly towards other performance artists - actors, singers, musicians, magicians, dancers, etc, and anyone else interested in theater work. Writers, fashion designers, whatever. If you are into creative arts, read on:

I don't know about you guys, but getting pulled here sort of screwed me over, job-wise. I spent decades building up a career as a Vegas illusionist, and now that's all gone. I no longer have a verifiable theater resume, which makes it really fucking difficult to get work. On top of that, I'm also one of those unfortunate fictional people, which means I can't even use my own fucking name, let alone the same show. I'm sure many of my fellow thespians are stuck in the same position.

So I had a thought. Why don't we just start up our own theater?

It certainly won't be a huge venue or anything, but I'm sure if enough of us come together we can pool our resources and talents and start up a theater group of our own. Anyone interested?

Just when you think things can't get any weirder... How are all of you surviving?

Ich verstehe nicht. Kannst du mir helfen? Do you speak German?

ooc translate: I don't understand. Can you help me?

I need to get out of town for a bit, clear my head. So if I'm not around, that's why.

I can't
Fuck

Really? REALLY?! This fucking place again? All right, fine. The world hasn't exploded in fire yet, so where are we in the track of things?

Roger? Mark? Angel? Mimi? You guys still here?

It's funny because it's true.

[Team RENT and Freddie]

You're all still here, right?

Mimi: Accidentally put Glinda the Good onto the idea of exotic dancing as a valid profession

Faith: Inadvertently explained masochism to a pre teen

Which one of us is going to hell?

I know it's a little last minute, but who out there wants to help me plan a Thanksgiving party?

So,

It's true and we're in 2011. And Benny's whole CyberCafe thing actually kicked off and became a thing. Damn,

Anyway I'm Mimi. And yeah, not used to this shit at all but I'll get there.

I need a job and a hit but

[Roger]

I'm sorry

Look, you believe me right, about Benny, there was nothing when I was with you, nothing. Okay? Just hate me for the drugs and whatever, but not for that. Please?

Mimi's here.

Fuck, I can't do this again
I'm still
What the fuck am I supposed to
I need a hit
No
Fuck

I'm never going to be famous because I already am. I'm not real here. People think my life is entertainment and not the tabloid kind. Everything I've worked so hard for is never going to happen. My life is over.

I want to go home.

Hello? If anyone can read this then you should know that I've been kidnapped. I don't know how I got here, or where here is. My name is Rachel Berry and I'm from Lima, OH. I am only seventeen years old. My parents are Leroy and Hiram Berry and they're gay and therefore you should know that I have a higher understandings of my human rights and civil liberties than most people and this is unacceptable.

I am trying to reach Amnesty International as we speak, since the local police refused to help me and I cannot contact my dads. If whoever did this knows what's good for them then they'll turn themselves in. I will be pressing charges, but I'm sure if you cooperate, your time will be minimal. If anyone else can read this, I really need to get home before people associate my face with an Amber Alert. There's no such thing as bad publicity, but I hardly think this ordeal is what should launch my career. Though... I wouldn't turn down a singing appearance on Regis & Kelly.