War Is Coming Communications.

I've been propositioned. I'm not stupid, it's probably a set-up. I'm meeting Beth Turner at the warehouse at [street intersections], 9pm, tomorrow night.

What do any of you know about Beth?

Peter, you're in charge of everybody else. I want you on standby in case they ambush.

Perry, Ben, you follow Peter's orders.

I think there's a bloodbath caming.

[Amy]
There's still time for you to change your mind, you know. Before the real trouble starts.

We have our protections now. Call it a deal with the devil. We also have a new mission. Sam Winchester, alive and wrapped up all pretty in a bow. What do I need to know?

I was going to be nice, but since I've learned I'm predictable, I guess it's time to kick it up a notch.

[Peter & Regina]
The angel is back where he belongs. Time for us to me. And we need protection. Witches, preferably multiple witches. You two know your way around better than I do. Unless you want to be located, I suggest we move and find some locals to cover us.

Tick tock says the clock.

I'm doing Bobby a fave. In order to pull this off, I'm going to need a partner in crime. Anyone here got a taste for acting, lying your ass off, and swindling peeps out of shiny and valuable objects?

(Damon)
It is possible that I just had myself an accidental chat with that hybrid dude from your world. On a scale of one to ten, how much should I be peeing my pants right now?

(Guy with Jerry's face)
Sorry, man, I don't know your name. Think we can chat for a sec?

Not to be an insensitive jerk or anything, given recent disappearings and such, but I'm kind of getting bored around here. Is there anything to do to maybe kick things up a notch or two?

[Picnic Filter]*
Any of you up for anything? Need help with something? I'm a pretty handy guy most of the time.

[Peter]
I know you don't know me or anything, but I also know you're dealing with a lot right now. I don't know if I could do anything, but I could probably find a way to provide some sort of distraction if you're up for it.

[Regina]
How are you liking your new life?





[Basically, if you want to say your pup had showed up at that picnic Amy set up to "prove" he wasn't Jerry? feel free to reply. I don't even know who all was at it anyway. lmao]

Looks like you're up. Better make sure I'm not going to burst into a thousand fiery pieces when I meet Amy and her friends at the park today.

[Peter V., Lois, Charley, Clark and Ginger]
I'm giving this a shot. If he accepts we'll know for sure, right?

[David]
Hey! A few of us were heading to the park tomorrow afternoon. I thought maybe you'd want to meet some of us since you're new and all. What do you say?

[ooc: Pretend this was posted SUPER early AM. like 5AM kinda early
also, again SORRY for being on your f'page so much today XD!]

I do hope you're going to keep to our little deal. You see, I've gone back through the boards and, well, if people start coming after me, I'll know who sounded the alarm and you really don't want that to happen. The repercussions... will not be something you like very much. Emma, either, I doubt.

So, I've tried getting in contact with my wife and my boss. Safe to say it didn't work. I'm probably going to be fired by the time I get back. And possibly served divorce papers.

[Lois]
You said to contact you in a couple of days about something more permanant.

I'm not too sure what's going on, here...I was told by the girl in the diner to come here for answers. Not sure how it's going to help, exactly, but maybe someone can help me figure out how exactly I got here. My wife and kids are gonna be real worried when I don't show up for dinner tonight.

I hear you're the new big bad in town. Thanks for taking some attention off of me, darling. It's appreciated.

Fuck I hate this. Can't let you find out about them, but FUCK.

So I hear you've been busy, you fucking leech. How many people have you killed so far? How many more lives have you ruined?

Come on, then. Come gloat. You know you fucking want to. God you make me fucking sick.

Still here, you fucking freak? I hope you're being haunted too. I hope you're being tormented by every single person you ever fucking hurt.

Okay, there are enough of us now that I think we laid some ground rules.

I won't stop you feeding on humans. I can't do that. But no one is to die and the public can't know we're here. So willing if you can and be freaking careful if you're going to be offensive about it. But the first blood sucked victim in the city and someone is gonna dust for it. And there are psychics, so don't try to fool them. It's just silly.

[All vamps bar Jerry]

Jerry

He's a Ripper. Or that's what we call them in my world. One that kills for the sake of the kill.

Now all of you, even Bitchskank have been pretty good at the not killing which means you want to get by here as much as the rest of us.

We need to reign him in. Or deal with him. Agreed?

H-Hello? Can someone help? I think there's someone trying to kill me. I don't know how I got here... b-but there's a dead man in an alley and I think I might be next. Is anyone there?

[Edit] The signal goes dead.