War Is Coming Communications.

I was scouting the area and discovered that a group of ghouls have been feasting on civilians a few blocks from the apartment complex. I plan on taking them out quickly.

Would anyone care to join me?

Anyone got any idea how to tell someone, not only are you fictional, but also dead at the points when your friends are from?

While I'm at it, any tech-types wanna do me a favor?

[Epiphany]
I figure it's too soon to ask, but I'm asking anyway cause I'm impatient... Any luck on getting that potion or tonic or whatever it is you were gonna try to cook up for me?

[Owner of the Roadhouse]
Heard you've got the best bar in town, but there's wards and the like around it... wondering if I could get in? Vampire, not evil. Swear. Got people that can vouch for me and everything. Even died to save the world once.

I wanted to thank all of you who made an effort to offer me assistance upon my arrival. Unlike some who I know would have rather left me on the street. I cannot express just how grateful I am. I've accepted an offer of residence and I will staying there until I am able to find a place of my own. In the past I've done terrible deeds and while redemption isn't easy I will be putting an effort in. I've made a promise that I intend to keep.

When the time comes, all four will join.





Now tell us something we don't know.

He will strive to break spirits. For some he will succeed

..I didn't mean to write that.

Stand as one or you will fall to him.

...I seriously don't get it. I didn't say that.

When will these ghosts be leaving?

I don't find your sense of humor amusing. Which one of you is responsible for the illusion that has been following me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eawRgxuGX0

I think that about sums it up.


[OOC: Video wouldn't embed and I'm too lazy to do the link code.]

And why, exactly, must I "do it like a man?" Men are obviously doing it like women.

(Filtered against Jack Harkness)
How did that man come back from the dead?

How are you alive?

H-Hello? Can someone help? I think there's someone trying to kill me. I don't know how I got here... b-but there's a dead man in an alley and I think I might be next. Is anyone there?

[Edit] The signal goes dead.

I am General Roy Mustang. If this is a kidnapping it was rather poorly constructed attempt. This is your only warning, release me or you will discover why they call me the Flame Alchemist.

Shitfuckshitshitshit Guys. I messed up. Like, really big. Uhhhhh. Fuck, you're all going to hate me.

Jack got killed. The shifter got him.

Edit: NEVER MIND. Apparently he's not dead now. And he's complaining about his shirt.

His mobile keeps going off.