War Is Coming Communications.

My coffee had better be hot when you get here.

Not sure what's better. Long days or slow days. Probably should say what's worse: Busy days or slow days. And worse? Someone got one of those disney songs stuck in my head while I was doing rounds and I can't get it out. Yeah. Day is definately looking up, and its only 10:30.

I think I want to go to Olive Garden for lunch today, but only if someone feels like going with me. Any takers?

Dawn, did you seriously steal my purple sweater?

Know what I'm thankful for. Childcare. Goddamn flake of a mother swanning off to Florida with 'Uncle Carlos' when she says she...

Anyway, whatever. Lauren says happy festival of Turkey and I'm nearly at the office Dean.

...actually Lauren said 'boah dah' and giggled, but the sentiment is there

If you're goiug to steal from the company make it a challenge and not stationary and blank discs. Two people have been fired.

Just so you know.

Next time I think I can squeeze another day in of being home by flying back early the day I have to work and going straight there, I'll be wiser to the fact that it's one of the more moronic ideas I've had in my lifetime.

There is not enough coffee in the world right now to make the Battle of Barbie less irritating.

Two hyper-active kids, one over worked husband and one completely insane mother-in-law on turkey day later, and I've manged to stay alive. How, I don't know. But there's enough food at my house to feed an army. Joy is at school, Jenny is at day care and I'm staring at a massive pile of papers in my in-box.

I really hope that leaking/falling apart ceiling tile on the second floor was fixed by last Friday. Hint.

From: Tech Support
To: All Employees, minus management
Re: Public computer on the 6th floor


Whoever thought it would be a good idea to jam gum into the CD-ROM drive, here's a tip! It's not.

From: Health & Safety Department
To: All Employees
Re: H1N1 Precautions
Date: November 27, 2009


Last Updated: November 5, 2009

( Worker Guidance: Precautions For All Workers during the 2009-2010 Flu Season )

Sign up here for the voluntary flu shot clinic!


Have a nice day!

With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God.
-Mark 10:27

In this I will truly have to believe that God is with us. Especially with the new trainees. Otherwise you Tech Support people are in for an interesting time.

Alright guys, Thanksgiving is over! Time to start hitting the gym again! You don't want to pack on too many of those pesky pounds between now and New Years, that'd just make it even harder to work off.

You'd think, if someone was trying for a job, the first words out of their mouths in the interview wouldn't be, "I'm sorry, but can I interview with someone older?" And of course I just have to smile and tell them that I am fully qualified to do my job when what I want to do is smack them in the face with my degree while asking them which grocery store they just got fired from. In summation, people suck and Colin, you are doing the next interview.

Seriously, how can people not tell that I'm underage? Should I just change my nametag to read: "Jailbait" would that work or would it make things worse?

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You know you've been working Tech for too long when these jokes are the highlight of your day.

Is it just me or do most people who call here think that we have the combined IQ of a boiled potato?

I'm just waiting for the day that: "Well, your honor, I believe it's because he's a damned idjit" becomes a valid argument in a court of law. Been a long week already and it's only Tuesday.

I love training the newbies. They'll do just about anything you tell them to, including jumping jacks for "character building".

Well, only the ones that give me 'tude.

Anybody got any good movie recommendations? After this mostly-boring day, I'm gonna need a palette cleanser or I'll be a zombie the rest of the night.

I had extra cookies, so I brought them in for us. I figured some of us could use a little treat.

~ Leslie

Gonna be heading to a new kick-boxing class this weekend. Anyone wanna join?

[Shane]
Wanna go out somet Do you wanna do somth  So there's this party this weekend I heard about. Wanna come with me?

Right, so, idiots at work aside. It doesn't seem Andrew's motivational speech has got anyone moving. So don't come complaining come spring and you want to look good in that bathing suite. I'm good, but I need more than two weeks.

I feel like I have a 'to do' list two miles long. Requesting more hours in the day, please.

Whoever left forms just lying on my desk? Next time I'm not there and you have something to give me, don't just dump them. Leave me a note and come back later. I have a system!

Thanks to many requests, we're not going to be having anything remotely T-day related tomorrow. So you can stop sending the requests, alright?


[Spike]
Did you get the extra treat I left on your desk for you?

I'm sorry I was late today, really I...there's no excuse...I Damon said I had...he wanted me to stay until... Nicholas had the dentist and I completely forgot.

It won't happen again.

~Kay Rahl

This isn't April Fools, whoever took the 57B-2 forms from my desk I either need them back or you have to have everyone in Sales fill out new ones. Your choice.

( Mal )

[ooc: Earlier today, soon after this]

Picks up the office phone and presses the one that connects him to Ruby's Ms. Townsend, if I have any appointments, in the next couple of hours? Cancel them. I just noticed some paper work that I didn't finish reviewing with Mrs. Pierson.