War Is Coming Communications.

Okay so before I go crazy. Anyone up for some sparing? Between waiting on the bank while in a recession and the end of the world I need to blow off steam.

It's that or I'm going to go crazy, then bored. Possibly go to the toy store, find a Darth Vader action figure and a Voldemort Action figure and bring them to life to watch them duke it on at two inches tall.

Okay so I found a place for the magic shop and I'm currently in the process of getting a loan.

Except I still need a name for said magic shop.

Suggestions?

We found the location. It's sort of like a military base. There's roughly about 500 copies there, all armed.

[ooc: if anyone (Prue/Paige/John/Eliot) wants to thread that whole sneaking scene out, just let me know and I'll put it up.]
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Hey guys, it's time for another epic battle of sorts. Tuesday, right?

So we've got a plan to get rid of the clones. Or, other people have a plan and I'm just trying to get fighters.

There's about 500 clones at a remote location. We need non-lethal force, enough fighters to hold them down without hurting them badly. We need to take them down before they can call in back ups.

Also, to all the techies out there, we need you to. Don't ask me for what, I'll just point you in the direction of who to talk to.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry about...how that happened.

Should I apologize to Jason and Kate?
I would kill for a steak right now...
Not a werewolf, not a werewolf
Ron you're an idiot!

What's a girl got to do to get a decent cup of tea around here?

Alright, if I have to listen to one more speech about spiritual cleansing or burning incense on the right corner of the left front room at high noon to keep out bad spirits, I'm going to scream.

Would anyone else be interested in opening up a new magic shop?

Hey, could I get some advice on a couple things?

Can I ask your advice on something magical?. I don't understand such things myself. I need to know about magic and how it relates to technology. Alien technology say?

[Doctor]

I need you to help hi
You understand the
He's been
Never mind

If anyone needs wine openers...we've totally got you covered. We can start leasing them out, I think we must have a dozen of them in this place.

I've got a job now. I've never had to have a job before. I'm going to be working three days a week at Midwest Auto Diagnostics & Repair‎ down on Haskell Avenue. Thank you for the tip, Dean.

Now. Working there I'm sure I'm going to need manicures often. Does anyone know a good manicurist in the area?

I think I need to project myself to Maui for Christmas. I've had my fill of cold weather. Christy lets go to down south, and I'll just make the hotel think they have a rservation for us. except that would be wrong, even if the persnal gain thing isn't here

Paige, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow next week? Lunch? Yes?

Shit. Fucking angels picked the wrong group of people to mess Going to go apeshit and crazier tha Right. So I found out who did the whole alternate reality thing with all of your lives. Angel named Zachariah.

I'm guessing that most of you want blood. I get it. I do. Except that's probably not the smartest idea. In fact, it really isn't. Since Zach is Cas' boss. Which means he's a lot stronger than what we're used to. Going after him would be this side of stupid. And believe me. I know stupid.

There are probably some of you who are going to want to know why he did it. Same reason as the Trickster. Almost. To teach us a goddamn lesson. This go around the piece from Sesame Street was about learning to accept our roles in the war. Apparently we all need to stop dicking around and except our fate. And yada, yada, yada. Do with it what you want. Though I mean it when I say, don't go summoning or chasing after any angels. I know I can't tell any of you what to do but we really don't need any more trouble then what we've got.

I have Charmed earrings.

These are adorable. Thanks, Secret Santa!

Any tips for what to get a wizard for Christmas? Because outside of food I'm drawing a blank.

Edit added later: ( Ron )

I walked into work to find my boss spinning around the room burning something that smelled pretty nasty and chanting. Apparently she was purging the store of demons. Comical.

On the plus side she said she was closing shop down to continue the purging, so I could take a paid days leave. So she chanted gibberish all day, and I bought new shoes. Fair deal, right? Right.

Why am I always blond and a cutthroat bitch?

Andrea, I am so sorry for all of the shit I put you through. I'm really not such a bitch most of the time.

[Spike]

That was...um...I don't know if I can accurately describe our relationship in words. Though I have to admit, that was really hot and kinky

[Damien]

I don't think I can describe what happened between us in words either. Though that sex was beyond amazing I did enjoy myself, did you?

[Phoebe and Paige]

Um. I'm going to be laying low for a while. If you need me, I'll be in my apartment. I am so beyond mortified right now I really just want to bury my head in a hole

Fuck whoever.

The world.

Heaven Hell whoever.

Just go fuck yourselves.

She felt REAL, and he was...he had a whole life with...

[Lois]

I'm going to brew up a memory potion. And you're going to drink it. Because I'm fully aware none of this was your fault and I'd really like not to hate you every time I think about it all.

Deal. And I mean that in an entirely non 'deal' way.

Crux sancta sit mihi lux / Non draco sit mihi dux
Vade retro satana / Nunquam suade mihi vana
Sunt mala quae libas / Ipse venena bibas

Everyone in the building be careful. A delivery man dropped off some packages for training, and asked what was with all the murders. I mentioned ghosts and demons, next thing you know he's throwing fire at me, and he ran. I don't know if he's still around. But there's a giant scorch mark on the wall.

Why is this building even still open?

[ooc: ..she may or may not have given the man demon-like powers and a way of thinking from her world, kind of like how she turned her parents into assassins that one time >.>]

We are being punished for the sins that occur within this building. You sin, over and over, within these walls. Lies, secrets, adultery, cheating. And God knows it. He sees it, and something is wrong within here. This place is evil, these things are evil. And now they're affecting other things.

These things everyone is seeing threw a chair into a wall.