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Tweak says, "I was thinking "on the floor""

Penelope Garcia knows your password. (all_knowing) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-06-26 19:09:00

Entry tags:

isabela, lois lane, penelope garcia, phoebe, sebastian vael

There's very few feelings in the world better than a guy catcalling you. One of those feelings is catcalling the guy right back so much that he gets all embarrassed and walks into a wall. Take that, skeevy construction guy! You picked the wrong pair of breasts to justifiably compliment today!

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	rivainipirate 2011-06-27 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Well bloody done! Once I made a bloke walk right off a pier, and then refused to pull him out because he kept calling me 'that girl with the tits'. Power to the women, darling. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Sugar, I call you 'my friend with the fabulous rack'. No pushing me off of things, please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivainipirate 2011-06-27 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. You also know my name, kitten. It's not the same thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 12:30 am UTC (link)
	And I'd also call you the next day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivainipirate 2011-06-27 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Bloody right you would. You're a lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 12:40 am UTC (link)
	It's just being polite! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_his_highn250 2011-06-27 12:18 am UTC (link)
	... What is cat-calling? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 12:20 am UTC (link)
	When men make lewd comments at ladies, ostensibly to get them to come over and flirt. I have no idea why they do it, it's never worked, ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_his_highn250 2011-06-27 12:24 am UTC (link)
	... oh. We knew it by another name, but it's always just as rude. I'm glad you embarrassed him. I might have found a place I like in Scot-land? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Nobody gets to compliment my breasts and then call my ass huge in the same breath, that's just giving a girl mixed signals. Really? Is it that one we looked at before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_his_highn250 2011-06-27 12:39 am UTC (link)
	... who did that? Is that normal, or does it merit an arrow up one's backside? And no, it's actually a place Carlo found for me to see. I confess I'm excited for you to see it. It's rather small, but has the most lovely view. I fell in love with it at sight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 12:41 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea, just some random guy on my way to work. And nah, I already got him to smack his face into some wood, it's fine. Thank you for thinking about it. Small small or small compared to where you've lived small? I'm excited to see it too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_his_highn250 2011-06-27 12:55 am UTC (link)
	I think it has five bedrooms and three baths? Smaller than Starkhaven Castle, but larger than the chantry. Much, much smaller than the palace. Much more in line with what I prefer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 01:04 am UTC (link)
	That's still huge! Do you want help decorating it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_his_highn250 2011-06-27 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I think we'll have it taken care of, except for my room. Is it improper to ask you to help with that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea. I don't think it is. I'd love to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_his_highn250 2011-06-27 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Take the port-key into the city of Stranraer, if you can manage. The house is on a hill overlooking the "Irish Sea", and there's no port-key I can find that's closer to the city. I'll have Carlo come to get you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-27 01:36 am UTC (link)
	I'll make some sandwiches and see you soon! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bullpenbanter 2011-06-27 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Nice job. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-28 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Thanks! It's the little things in life that keep a girl smiling. How are you, gorgeous? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bullpenbanter 2011-06-28 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	I'm more of a 'smack first, embarrass later' type of girl, but hey, your way sounds pretty satisfying too. I'm good! Really good. Craving another movie night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I would have if he hadn't been far away. Really good? Sounds like there's gossip there. Your place or mine? I'm really good too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bullpenbanter 2011-06-29 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	That depends, does your place have as many empty pizza boxes on the floor as mine? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-30 03:09 am UTC (link)
	I don't have any - oh, trick question. Get your ass over here, girlie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bullpenbanter 2011-07-02 06:00 am UTC (link)
	On it. Grabbing a stack of DVDs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 03:53 am UTC (link)
	My dear girl, men will hound you, for your body is perfection. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I - thank you! I could say the same for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 03:59 am UTC (link)
	My curves are not satisfying as the ones I have managed to see in your small pictures since my time here. I have always been the least appeasing on the eye of my sisters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Sadly, not as many people seem to appreciate them nowadays. But I've always been partial. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:07 am UTC (link)
	By modern dismay, I am the ideal woman. I do not think this to be true. My niece-sister, Aphrodite, had a body like yours. It is rare to see such beauty in such a terrible world, that which you retain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Well, thank you so much. I've always thought I was cute, and I've been lucky enough that a few people I've cared about agree. That's all that really matters to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:14 am UTC (link)
	You are a mortal goddess. You are the most beautiful woman I have seen upon these "forums." Women should envy you. Should aspire to be healthy at any weight. Marks and mars to the skin for extra weight, as it is put now, are highly cherished among me and mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:19 am UTC (link)
	... you're a real one. I just realized this. Holy crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:21 am UTC (link)
	A real one what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Goddess! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Hah, yes! I am one of the first, actually, but I'm really a ...real goddess! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:36 am UTC (link)
	You're really real! Sorry about the redundancy from me. Wow, all of this must be terribly boring for you, huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Oh no, not at all. Mankind never ceases to fascinate in most every regard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Well, good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 05:07 am UTC (link)
	A bit like Hobbits! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 05:09 am UTC (link)
	You or us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Man! Gandalf remarked that one can study Hobbits and know their kind for countless years, and be with them for ages, and yet they never cease to surprise—very like mankind itself. Minus the dwarfism and furry feet, of course! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't know, I've got a cousin who's pretty Hobbit-like in his foot fur. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 05:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm not even going to get started on the foot fur of my cousins ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Which ones are your cousins? I admit, I know a lot of names, but the way your family tree works is beyond me. I thought having step-cousins was hard, yeesh! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 05:28 am UTC (link)
	The majority of my family could be considered my cousins. A list longer than I care to write for fear of leaving out a good deal of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2011-06-29 05:38 am UTC (link)
	... point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-06-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Game set match? Haha! (Reply to this) (Parent)