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Tweak says, "Be my friend but be naked!"

Wheatley (sayapple) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-06-04 01:07:00

Entry tags:

john connor, kyle sarea, robert winchester, tachikoma, wheatley

...hello?
~~Oh no, I've broken it again~~

Hello! Hi, ah... I think this is the right place, this time. I hope.

There's this Nigerian fellow who says I owe him quite a lot of money and I'm really not sure what to do. Does this... does this happen often?

Anyone?

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	blunette 2011-06-04 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Ignore the Nigerian, it's a scam. I think. I dunno, did you mess with any Nigerians lately? As for where you are. . . I'm assuming you got vortexed, so check this site and see if that helps, eh? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-04 05:36 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I've messed with any Nigerians. Then again, I've only sort of just gotten here and worked out what to do, but- ooh! Oh! That site! That is useful, isn't it! Explains why everyone's calling me Dennis! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-06-04 05:42 am UTC (link)
	I left my replacee's wallet at Soren's, and I still haven't come back yet ~~because I really need some new clothes first~~, so I have no idea what 'my' name is from memory. So, "Dennis", what do you do for a living? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-04 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Actually, it's Wheatley, and... I... don't know, to be honest. Someone's angry at me for not doing it, though, I think. Lots of voicemails. Lots of swearing. Bit much, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-06-04 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Excessively so? And, uh. If it gets too bad, you could always grab an air horn and blast it at the phone's receiver next time they call! 8D Just. . . make sure it's them first. Well, it's nice t'meet ya, Wheatley. I'm Kyle. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-04 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Nice to meet you, too, glad I'm not... as alone, at least. Where are you? I think I'm in London, judging by this... driver's license. Oh no. I don't know how to drive. It's not hard, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blunette 2011-06-04 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Right now, I have no idea where I am. But, uh, maybe someone else here can get to you! It's not all that hard, once you know what you're doing. And if you have the attention span for it. Look up info online, there are resources people use for studying for driver's exams. Honestly, I'm told I'm not allowed to drive half the time. It's kinda not fair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-04 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I think... maybe I can fake it. Can't be harder than, say, hacking a door, right? And I'm certainly not stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I guess it was just a matter of time before the other cores started showing up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-05 12:48 am UTC (link)
	...other cores? You mean there's more of us? Please say Rick isn't here, he always says something about putting hair on my chest and sends gifs of people being smacked in the arse with towels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Rick isn't here - though oddly enough he sounds a lot like my father. But no, no, think worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Think about who hates you most and would like to kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)